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The Time I pooped in my pants
I was 6. Me and my brother were riding bikes in my back yard and we were hitting jumps. My neighbor came over and we built a huge jump with no landing spot. Naturally as young kid I was just gunna send it. I fell hard and pooped in my pants. It hurt and smelt. After taking a shower and ridding my butt cheeks of poop I decided it was time to go to sleep. -
5th grade science fair
In 5th grade I was at the science fair, I wasn't into science but I'm pretty sure we had to do it. I set my things up and let people look while I wondered the school with my friends. We were messing around in the bathroom and I was running and slipped by the urnals. I was laying in a lot of pee. I smelt really bad and decided to call it a day, go home and watch American Pie Beta House. That cheered me up! -
My Dad killed my dog
I was in Gore snowboarding for the weekend and was having a good time. I had a weird feeling that something was wrong from a phone call but didn't think to much of it. I got home and as a joke the first thing I said was "all the dogs alive" only to find out my dad accidentally ran him over. There was a massive snow storm and he was a white dog, that just wasn't a good mix. I was deeply saddened by the event and missed my little buddy for a long time. It was a sad day. -
My first truck
A week before my 16th birthday I was surprised with a truck all the way from Texas. Rust free, leather, all the options I could ever need and want. I was pumped up and couldn't wait to drive it. My dad had connections and was able to get the truck through auction for a great price of 3000 dollars. It was an even split and I was on my way. I couldn't wait to lift it and go wheelin'. It was January but summer was already in my mind and I was ready to adventure. I thanked my parents countless times -
Selling My Truck
My truck was all done up and something in me wanted to sell it. It wasn't that I didn't like the truck or I was appreciative of the truck, I just felt like moving in to something new. Mind you I did buy my truck for 3000 dollars and put about 1800 into it, I had my truck listed on Craigslist for 12,000 dollars. That was a steep price and I knew it so I have it 2 weeks of no offers before lowering it to 10k. A week late my Texas truck was all for a 6000 dollar profit. I couldn't be more excited -
1st Teal Job at Kobackers
I started working at Kobackers this past winter with one of my best friends owning the place and the other started to work there too. I've met some good people and made some lifelong friends and some people who have changed my life, literally. I pack meat, I love this job. It's really not like a job because I have fun doing it and it's pretty interesting watching stuff get cut up and butchered considering I'm a hunter and should learn about it. It's cold in that meat room but I'm used to it. -
Buying a false car
After I sold my first mustang I was in pursuit of another almost immediately. This lead to a terrible rushed decision. I packed my things one day and me and my friends drive 5 hours into New Jersey on Wednesday to buy a car. I didn't do any background checks on the car and barely knew anything about it. I bought the car only to find out it was a fraud. I called the guy and told him I wanted my money back and thankfully he agreed. 16 hours later I had my 7000 dollars back, but boy was I scared. -
My first ticket
I got my first ticket ever for speeding, I was doing 63 in a 40 and the cop sniped me coming the other way, he turned around and pulled me over. My truck doesn't do over 55 but when I tried to explain that to him, he shut me down quickly and was quite the unpleasant person, I have yet to appear in court but I'm a little nervous and angry about this still -
My Driveshaft broke
When I was driving to say bye to my friend before he left for college and my truck was acting up. The entire thing was shaking and I had no idea what was going on. Finally a mile later my driveshaft broke and I was stuck in the middle of the road. I was so pissed and annoyed. I had to wait for my neighbor and dad to come and tow me home. I was so mad that I didn't even try to fix the driveshaft until a week later after realizing I need something to drive. -
Buying My New Mustang
I had been looking since March, I previously owned a mustang gt and sold it and regretted it ever since. I never stopped lookin for one that was almost exactly the same. I had some serious speed bumps in the meantime but that's another story. My by Rj found this mustang on the app Let go, I saw it and was so pumped because it was the right price and if it was clean, it was going to be mine. I ran carfaxes and all the good stuff and it checked out. On Sunday I negotiated a deal and drove her home
