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Monarchy Malarkey

  • Period: May 12, 1533 to

    Rain of Ivan the muy terrible

    Tsar of ALL Russia for 51 friggin years. Photos often displayed him with an oddly shapen head
  • Period: Jul 25, 1554 to

    Rain of Phillip II

    King Phillip II took over spain and ruled for 44 years and 50 friggin days
  • Period: May 12, 1567 to

    Rain of James I

    "Jimmy" as his friends called him, ruled England for 58 friggin years.
  • Aug 23, 1572

    St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre

    St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre
    Roman catholic mob violence directed towards the huguenots during the french wars of religeon
  • Signing of the Edict of Nantes

    Signing of the Edict of Nantes
    Granted Huguenots substantial rights in a nation still considered essentially Catholic
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    Rain of Henry the fourth

    Henry IV ruled France for 20 friggin years
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    Rain of Louis XIII

    Louis was king of France and Navarre for 33 friggin years
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    Dirty Thirty years war

    Fought in what is now Dutchland between catholics and protestants of the holy roman empire
  • Cardinal Richelieu appointed

    Cardinal Richelieu appointed
    Appointed by Louis XIII as chief minister of the french king. He wore great flowing robes and had a big...effect on the thirty years war.
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    Rain of Charles I

    Charlie ruled england for 24 friggin years and he struggled with parliment for power
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    English civil war

    Fought between the Parliamentarians and Royalists. Civil war led to the execution of Charles I
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    Rain of Louis XIV

    Louis XIV took over his father's kingdom of France and ruled for 72 friggin years. He preferred to wear tights and keep a sword on his hip at all times.
  • Singing of the Peace of Westphalia

    Singing of the Peace of Westphalia
    Ended the thirty years war in the holy roman empire and ended the eighty years war between spain and the dutch
  • Restoration of the English crown

    Restoration of the English crown
    Charles I son Charles II eventually got the crown returned after the wars of the three kingdoms, sort of like the little brown jug.
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    Rain of Oliver Cromwell

    Cromwell ruled england for only 5 friggin years. English military leader turned political leader that ruled with an iron Richard.
  • Louis XIV assumes full control

    Louis XIV assumes full control
    He turned 15 and no longer needed help ruling the kingdom because he was a grown A$$ man
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    Palace of Versailles

    King Louis XIV moved from Paris to Versaille and built a sweet sweet palace for him and his pals. This lasted until the royal family was forced to return to the capital in 1789
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    Rain of Peter the Great

    Pyotr Alexeyevich Romanov ruled for 42 friggin years. He never left the palace without his shining armor. He also resembled a character from "Kingdom of Heaven".
  • Glorious Revolution

    Glorious Revolution
    Overthrow of King James II of England by a union of English Parliamentarians. William and Mary eventually took the crown, known as the "bloodless revolution".
  • English BIll'O'Rights

    English BIll'O'Rights
    "An act declaring the rights and liberties of the subject and succession of the crown"
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    War of Spanish Succession

    Fought amoung several european powers. Holy roman empire, great britain, dutch republic and duchy of savoy fought agaist the spanish loyal to Philip V
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    Rain of Maria Theresa

    Maria Theresa ruled the holy roman empire for 40 friggin years. She's a white lady.
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    Rain of Frederick the Great

    King of Prussia for 46 friggin years. First man in photographic history with "the jerry curl".