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I am born. I will soon be the greatest man who ever lived
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I got my cat feebe and she was cool. untill she died
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I got my second cat it died tho
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This is my dog hes pretty awesome he also is getting really old. He has to wear a diaper now
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This was my fisrt day kindergarden. I was pretty scared because my mom wasnt there but over the day I got used to it
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They both got ran over at the same time it sucked. but I still have my dog
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My parents got divorced it was pretty sad Idk why they did it but it happend. But it seems both of my parents are happier now
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This was the first day at my middle school it was hard because i didnt remember all my combonations. But it was still fun
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I graduated cub scout and whent on to boy scouts nuff said
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I ran in the state I got my best time 15:43 I still didnt place I got 60 sometingth but it was still really fun to run.
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My mom got remaried this day it was really fun they had a good time and we ate cake. so i guess we both won
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My fist car. Its swaggalagin
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I graduate. I am they smartest in my class
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I got into harvord and I am the smartest one there
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I get married to kate upton and it pretty awesome
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I have twins with kate upton. They are models the one on the left is bartholowmmew and the one on the right is zelda.
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I quit harvord. So I can take care of my kids
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I play brad pit in the documentary of brad pitt. They chose my because I looked like brad pitt
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Toste os become the best selling ceral company. They are delicues and nutrisous
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I star in the next shrek movie. Its the biggest movie ever made
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I have stared in 100 movies. Makeing me a trillionare
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I buy out ford. Because of all the movie ive made on movies and toasty eeos
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I have bought every major company In the world. My next faze is to rule it
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we are at an alarming rate me and my army the flameingtigers will take over the world in the next years
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I have taken over the world I now conrol it. No one can take me down
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I get assasinated bye alec bradralef . Now my son bartholowmew has taken my place as king