The z Life

  • Birthday

    Born in Sacramento, California
  • Walking

    I took my first steps
  • Pottytrained

    I learned how to be pottytrained
  • surgery

    Disloged water from my ear through surgery so I could clearly hear out of both ears
  • 4th

    I will use the Erickson theory of initiative vs guilt to essentially dismiss the idea of me asking too many questions about my surroundings
  • Accident

    Cracked my head open falling down the laser tag stairs
  • The move

    I moved from Ohio to Pennslyvania
  • 3

    I will use the Erikson devlopment between identity versuses role to decide if I want to be a gangster
  • Middle school graduation

    Graduated middle school
  • Adulthood

    The peak of my life starts because I turn 18 and am officially an adult
  • peak

    I think my peak will be around this date becauseI will be 27 and I will have a general idea of my occupation and I will meet a girl who I am in love with
  • Married

    Married my future wife Kate Upton
  • Sky Diving

    One of my life goals is to go sky diving and I plan on doing so around this date
  • Children

    My first son Hamala was born
  • 1st

    I will be authorotarian parent towards my first child
  • 5

    I will use Ericksons theory of generativity vs stagnation to determine if I am living the life that I essentially want to live
  • 2

    I will be slightly more of a permissive parent towards my second child once I have learned how to be a parent
  • Future self

    Your a middleaged man and you will plan for retirement in a mansion in the bahamas with a 20 year old model by your side sipping on a pina colada smoothie by the ocean
  • Death

    Shot in the chest multiple times with a ray gun after saving my sons life from being probed by aliens