my life timeline

  • birth

    birth

    i was born on a camel my dad swung me around by my umbilical cord until it snapped i slid down the pyramids of egypt and just lived aye
  • 5

    5

    i was five eh got pumped on a motorbike and broke my neck and died came back to life as a kookkkk
  • turned 12

    turned 12

    rode a tiger thought i was sick tried a lepord fell of in the first five seconds