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I Was Born
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Period: to
My life
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First Mountain Dew
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I got my cat
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first twinkie
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Went on vacation to Idaho
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I shot my first deer.
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I started middle school
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I shot my first turkey
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Got my guitar
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I finished middle school
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got my other guitar
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I became redneck
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Graduation
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Entered Mountain Dew rehab
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Thrown out of mountain dew rehab
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went skydiving
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crashed my car into a rabbit
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the rabbit attcaked me from the car crash
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I died
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someone robbed my grave
