My life By epic fail Feb 28, 1996 I Was Born Period: Feb 28, 1996 to Apr 19, 2025 My life Jun 8, 2001 First Mountain Dew Sep 8, 2002 I got my cat Aug 3, 2003 first twinkie Jul 7, 2004 Went on vacation to Idaho Oct 12, 2006 I shot my first deer. Aug 25, 2007 I started middle school Apr 17, 2009 I shot my first turkey Mar 9, 2010 Got my guitar Jun 9, 2010 I finished middle school Dec 28, 2010 got my other guitar Apr 21, 2012 I became redneck May 20, 2014 Graduation Oct 5, 2015 Entered Mountain Dew rehab Oct 6, 2015 Thrown out of mountain dew rehab Sep 3, 2016 went skydiving Feb 27, 2017 crashed my car into a rabbit May 7, 2017 the rabbit attcaked me from the car crash Oct 28, 2021 I died Jan 22, 2023 someone robbed my grave
