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I was born on Mars. My parents were very surprised since they were aliens and I wasn't.
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When I was three my parents and I went to Earth to go undercover to inspect the human race.
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We have a tradition where when St. Patties Day comes my parents will turn someone green that is not wearing green. (Way more affective if you ask me.)
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While investigating the humans, my mom said I could upgrade to invisibility.
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For New Years we ate people food for the first time! It was really good but my favorite was Ribs!
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For my dad's birthday we went to go to a Football game. His favorite team are the Pittsburgh Steelers.
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Today we are going back to Mars to visit family and we have enough information to que demonic voice DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE
