Events in my life (most dates innacurate)

Born

Jun 24, 2001

Facial injury

Jan 1, 2002

Get Mononucleosis

Jan 1, 2003

Move...

Jan 1, 2004

...out of Gresham and into the extreme outskirts of Harrisburg

Smuggle toy bus out of preschool

Jan 1, 2006

I still have it.

I get an Atari...

Jan 1, 2007

...and break it.

Rack up $400 of lunch money.

Jan 1, 2008

That was a great idea.

Get that awesome Hot Wheels track

Jan 1, 2008

And lose all of the parts to it,

I go to Eugene Emaralds baseball game

Jan 1, 2009

I drank a 1 liter cup of Mountain Dew. I was in 3rd grade.

I write Adventures of Cheeseburger Man

Jan 1, 2010

I sell my first thing at Mrs. Zehners bean auction

Jan 1, 2010

I try to steal a book out of the book fair

Apr 1, 2012

And get caught. Epic fail.

I get really good at drawing cars

Mar 1, 2014

Move out of little farm house

Jun 17, 2014

And into much larger in-town house

I enter 8th grade

Sep 3, 2014

I graduate from Highschool

Jun 1, 2019