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Events in my life (most dates innacurate)

  • Born

    Born

  • Facial injury

  • Get Mononucleosis

  • Move...

    Move...

    ...out of Gresham and into the extreme outskirts of Harrisburg
  • Smuggle toy bus out of preschool

    Smuggle toy bus out of preschool

    I still have it.
  • I get an Atari...

    I get an Atari...

    ...and break it.
  • Rack up $400 of lunch money.

    Rack up $400 of lunch money.

    That was a great idea.
  • Get that awesome Hot Wheels track

    Get that awesome Hot Wheels track

    And lose all of the parts to it,
  • I go to Eugene Emaralds baseball game

    I go to Eugene Emaralds baseball game

    I drank a 1 liter cup of Mountain Dew. I was in 3rd grade.
  • I write Adventures of Cheeseburger Man

  • I sell my first thing at Mrs. Zehners bean auction

  • I try to steal a book out of the book fair

    And get caught. Epic fail.
  • I get really good at drawing cars

  • Move out of little farm house

    And into much larger in-town house
  • I enter 8th grade

  • I graduate from Highschool