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Finally give up on finding a job. Living with mother
I have rencently lost my job working at petsmart.I have informed my mother I will be living with her for the time being. I was working at petsmart but was laid off
(mother is pictured) From $15,000 a year to 0 -
My mothers wedding.
My mother marries Robert I refuse to call him dad in any senario, including fires. At the wedding I wrongfully get served salmon even though I had clearly stated I didn't want the salmon.
(the Robert is pictured) $30,000 -
Meeting my step brother
I meet my step brother for the first time. I demande to be referrd to as Nighthawk.He informs me of his emplyoment as a manager of a fantasy basball leauge -
First fight
This is when me and my brother got in our first big fight. It all started when I defiled his drumset. After a few minutes of fighting, we ended the fight by strking eachother with baseball bats. The worst part was when my brother had this crazy look in his eye and he said "let's get it on" -
sleep walking
me and my brother both have a sleep walkind accident. We go into the kitchen and wreak havoc. I place my mother's purse into the fridge and Dale puts the couch pillows in the oven -
becoming friends
this is the time me and Dale share a hatred for my other brother Derek. I show Dale my sword signed by Randy Jackson, he presents his night vision googles. We the do karate in the garage and build bunk beds. -
kid fight
On our way home from a job interview, Me and Dale are confronted by school children. After a fight between us and them I am forced to lick white dog feces. -
not selling house
After Derek puts our house up for sale, me and Dale do anything to the house to make it unappealing. I dress as a Nazi and he dresses as a kkk member. A diffrent time we fake a death to make the house look bad. -
Prestige Worldwide
At Derek's birthday party I present my new company, Prestige Worldwide. We show everyone our music viedo but in our viedo we destroy our boat. -
save the marriage
