History of ME

By molly.langton
  • I first graced the world with my presence

    I first graced the world with my presence

  • I started preschool at Peekaboo

    I started preschool at Peekaboo

    And so began an illustrious school career

  • My sister was born

    I love her but she was a boring baby
  • My mum died

    My mum died

    Rest in peace

  • We moved in with my first stepmum (Beth)

    It was a bad thing. A very bad thing. Can't remember exactly what day
  • We finally escaped my first stepmum

    We finally escaped my first stepmum

    Only to get another one, who was worse. Also can't remember the exact day
  • We move to the United States with my second stepmum (Valerie)

    We move to the United States with my second stepmum (Valerie)

    For some reason, we regret it now obviously. Look at how terrified I was
  • Trump became president, unfortunately

    Trump became president, unfortunately

    I was so scared that we were going to get deported

  • We got those fateful "two weeks" off from school

    Little did we know...

  • Valerie kicked us out, making us homeless

  • We became not homeless

    Valerie finally gave us OUR apartment back and moved to arizona. I hope she gets an epic sunburn and the store is out of aloe
  • Trump became not president

    Trump became not president

    Unfortunately he was replaced by Biden, who isn't much better, but at least he's not a serial rapist and openly a bigot
  • I went to my first pride

    I went to my first pride

    It was so much fun, also pardon the stomach, it was just really hot outside that day