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Birth
I was born on October 28th 1993. I was an extremely happy and chunky infant. I was the firstborn child of my generation in both my Mom's and Dad's families. -
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Birth to 10 Years: Trust vs. Mistrust, Autonomy vs Shame and Doubt, Initiative vs. Guilt and Industry vs. Inferiority
I was born at the Shady Grove Adventist Hospital on October 28th 1993. Three years later my sister Sophie was born at the same hospital. The following year my family and I relocated from Potomac Maryland to Great Falls Virginia. I started kindergarten at Great Falls Elementary in 1999. I typically got along well with both my parents and teachers but they found me to be mischievous at times. -
My Sister
On September 30th 1996 Sophie was born. It was tough for me not to be the center of attention but after a few years I was able to adjust to the new baby. -
Back to School
My first day of kindergarten was on September 5th 1993. I met two life long friends in Mrs. Dayton's PM class. After challenging a classmate Ryan in a rock-throwing contest we broke a window in the front of the school and instantly became friends. -
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Identity vs. Role Confusion
After graduating from Great Falls Elementary and Cooper Middle School I went to Langley High School freshman year. After being dissatisfied with the extremely large school I transferred to Paul VI high school for my sophomore year. My junior year I transferred to Bullis and finished high school there. After high school I enrolled in ITT Tech. Learning from my room was great and it really prepared me for my future...... owning a gas station/ convenience store. -
Broken Wrist
During a winter lacrosse game I severely broke my wrist. This injury required me to be in a cast for 5 months and to have surgery. I had to miss the whole spring season. These 5 months were very tough but they taught me that life isn't fair and you must learn to deal with adverse situations. -
Captain Roberts
I was voted a co captain by the other members of my JV hockey team. It was very important for me to hold this position because I would eventually need to be a strong leader later in my life. -
High School Graduation
After four long years I am finally done with high school. I have an extremely bright future ahead of me as I enroll in ITT Tech the following September. -
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Intimacy vs Isolation
This is an extremely up and down period of my life. I do so well at ITT Tech that I graduate in just two years! I majored in convenience store management so naturally I bought the BP gas station in the Potomac village. Business was good the first few years but I found my self increasingly lonely, I needed a soul mate. One day I found her, she is Jordan Pingho's sister. I never learned her real name I just call her my Pingho mommy. -
Graduation
Yes!!! I finally graduated from a university. If it wasn't for ITT Tech I would never have been able to own and operate my own gas station/ convenience store. -
My Pingho Mommy
Love is in the air my friends!!! I met my dream wife. It was an arranged marriage but I think she has feelings for me. We will end up having nine kids: eight girls and one boy. -
Lottery Winner
WAHOOOO!!! I won a billlion dollars from the VA lottery! From now on me, my wife, and my children will live a life of luxury. I decided to move my family to Iran. The move is not for the awful weather, it is for political reasons. -
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Intimacy vs Isolation
After my arrival in Iran my goal with all my newly acquired money was to over through the current Iranian government. What good is money without political power? After organizing a few demonstrations I became an enemy of the state. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was my biggest political rival and he often publically spoke out against me. -
Iran
My family and me finally arrived in Iran. It is very different from the US and it will take some time to adjust. I hoped to overthrow the government very quickly. -
Finally a Son
I was about to give up! I thought I would never be able to have a son after having eight girls but it happened. -
Failure
It looks like I am going to have to change my tactics. All of my war protests have been complete failures. Every time I have a peaceful protest government soldiers attack my demonstrators. -
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Generativity vs. Despair
This is the most tragic time period of my life. I almost loose everything. During a protest gone violent my beloved Pingho mommy is killed. If that wasn’t bad enough I was later arrested and exiled from Iran. -
Death of my first wife
During a protest gone violent my wife was killed. I was very heartbroken and I canceled all protests for a few months. -
Exile
One of my closest supporters has betrayed me. He turned my into the Iranian police. Luckily since I am an American citizen I am just exiled instead of executed. -
Charity
Finally I found purpose in my life once again! I have started several charities across the US that help the urban poor. -
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Generativity vs. Stagnation
This is one of the most interesting time periods of my life. After writing a hit autobiography steven spielberg decides to come out of retirement and amke one last move about me. I also find a second wife aswell. -
Autobiography
After writing a bestselling autobiography Steven Spielberg decided to come out of retirement and make my book into a movie. This couldn't of come at a better time because I had spent almost all of my lottery money on charity and the revolution -
Empty Nest
I have been marrying my daughters off one by one to different affluent suitors across the world. A few of my daughters didn't like arranged marriage but they did as I asked. On this day my son finally got into college, he will be attending Stanford University. I wanted him to attend ITT Tech, but he needs to choose his own path. -
Wife #2
After the tragic passing of Tim Tebow, I married his widow. She may be much more attractive than my dear Pingho mommy but I will never love her! -
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Integrity vs Despair
It turns out my efforts to change the Iranian regime were not a waste of time. My supporters want me to move back to Iran and become the new supreme leader. After losing my first wife to this cause it would seem dishonorable to not take this position. In office I will begin to reflect on my long and successful life. -
The return
After years of thinking my time spent in Iran was a failure my political party was able to over throw the past regime and they want me to be the supreme leader. -
New Constitution
After trying to fix Iran's numerous problems I decided to make a new constitution that will allow me to stay in office for life so i could make Iran a better place. -
Protest
Over the past three years there have been several protests about the lack of voting rights and freedoms. I was letting them slide but they have gotten out of hand. All protests from now on will be put down with force. -
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Integrity vs Despair
I want Iran to become extremely successful but I start to take bold and unpopular actions. Iranian people no longer have the right to vote. My mind is beginning to slip and will soon develop Alzheimer’s disease. -
Death in the Family
My favorite daughter died in a plane crash when she was flying to see me. As a leader I become extremly bitter and my policies become stricter. -
Iron Fist
My mind is begining to slip and i decided that Iran should use hammurabi's code for its laws. -
alzheimer's disease
I am finally diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease. I keep this a secret so I am able to continue to rule the country. -
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Integrity vs. Despair
My disease has gotten increasingly worse and my advisors are having a hard time keeping it a secret. My second wife dies but I remain unaware. My second in command takes control as I continue to lose my mind. I am assassinated on my 90th birthday during a birthday dinner in my honor. -
Wedding
It took him long enough! My son is finally getting married. He was unable to find a wife on his own so I arranged his marriage as well. -
Death
My second wife passed away on January 6th 2078 due to heart failure. I was so sick with my disease that I never will realize that she is dead. -
My Death
I am assassinated during a birthday dinner. It was my time to go and I was just a figure at that point. I had no real power at the time of my death. -
Letter
Thank you everyone who has supported me throughout my wild life. I went from the owner of a gas station to the ruler of a country. Please remember for all the good I have done for charity and not for the decisions I made when my mind began to slip.
Thank You, Dan Roberts
