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The world was graced with me. You're welcome.
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Look at how fat I was
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Kindergarten was great. The rest was not.
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My mom sent us to a Christian school because I got bullied in public school. Probably because I was a know-it-all and a teachers pet. Honestly? I deserved it.
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I learned to play the French horn to channel how annoying I was
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She did it folks! What a miracle tbh
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Ongoing
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Graduates with a 4.5 GPA probably
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Teaching 6-7 & 10-12 Band. Music is fully funded. I get 3 months of paid vacation.
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I have like 4 billion dollars now
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He's beautiful and tall and looks like a greek statue.
He is respectful and also rich -
Destination wedding in Hawaii. All my friends are there. My exes all see our beautiful wedding photos. They weep. I drink MaiTais in my wedding dress.
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Multimillion dollar home with a slide that goes from the top floor to the main floor. My husband buys me a corvette.
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Global warming kills us all.
