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I was born
I was born at 2:00 am in the morning. I was a very cute baby! -
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My Life
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My School
I went to this school in East London. My favourite teacher was Mr Crouch. The teacher I was most afraid of was Miss Neary. She didn't like me so she told my mother I was lazy. My favourite subject at school was art. -
My First Girlfriend
N£^(^£(^(*&% was my first real girlfriend. She was lovely. One day her friend passed me a letter telling me she liked me. -
Break Up!
N£%&()*£% broke up with me because.. well... I guess it never worked out between us. I was heartbroken. -
South Thames College
I joined South Thames College as a teacher in May 2004. It was an interesting job because back then we had up to 30 students in a class. Classes were bigger, but students were much much better behaved than now. It was enjoyable and fun time to be a teacher because we could have our lessons in the park on a sunny day, and we used to go on many trips together with the students. -
First Promotion!
I became the manager of ESOL at South Thames College when David Fletcher decided to move on. I wanted this for 10 years and now my big chance was here! I was determined not to let this opportunity slip. I remained ESOL manager for 5 years, and the ESOL students became the most successful students in the college. For example, many ESOL students went on to study at Oxford University. Others got well paid jobs at major companies, although some others continued to work at McDonald's. -
Amazing Prize Winner
I went on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, which is a quiz show programme on TV. The presenter asked me lots of questions about many different subjects. Although I felt a lot of pressure, I remained calm. In the end I won the top prize thanks to my incredibly high intelligence. I became a millionaire! -
Prime Minister
I won the national elections and became Prime Minister of the UK. It was an amazing victory for because I did not really expect it. However, the British people believed in me. They trusted me. Millions of people listened to my speeches and they thought I was the most honest and intelligent politician.
