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A book for absolutist apoligits, it argues that a contract existed between the King and his subjects because the latter hates everyone
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A social contract also exists, but because humanity needs impartial mediators
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The North American theater of the Seven Years War. It actually does something on the ground. France loses
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He funds revolutions, and acts like a dick
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France funds Americans to sucessfully repel British from the Colonies
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WE NEED MORE MONEY!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!one
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The Third Estate is as mad as hell, and is going to quote Network, the movie!
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Peasants raised hell in rural France in self-defence
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Attempted to write a French bill of rights
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Louis 16 attempts to escape France, and fails miserably
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France v. Everyone Else in Europe
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He got his head chopped off
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Everyone dies
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Lots of useless bloodshed
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The little $#!+ needed his head given the old chop-chop!
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Napoleon takes the helm
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Napoleon I, Emperor of the French
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Grandfather Frost pwns all!
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Napoleon finally is defeated, and ABBA becomes a worldwide sensation
