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This is around the time that I was made. This is when my birth givers put in a child order with the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster. He then granted me life nine months later.
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This happened shortly before I was born actually.
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On this day I was born into this miserable plane of existence.
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On this day, another disappointment joined this plane of existence. However, he was accepted by his birth givers.
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On this day, something actually good happened to me.
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On this day, my father showed true affection for me. He escorted my acquaintances to Rapid City, SD.
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This is today, or maybe yesterday. It depends on when you look at this assignment. Hello people of the future.
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This is the day that I plan on leaving and never coming back. I'm going to take all my stuff with me so I can live over there.
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On this day, I plan to die. Just kidding! I'm never going to die.
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I plan on rising from the grave and wrecking havoc on this plane of existence.
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It has been one month since my untimely rise from the dead. I have become the Undead Overlord and control everything. Almost as much as the American Government.
