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i was born with a poor family with little to no friends, he grew up in poverty. -
At the age 2, I cured cancer and found the meaning of life, but still live in extreme poverty and I severely malnourished
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After studying the arts for multiple years, I got bored and decided to study theatre
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After attending Phoenix College preparatory academy,I met my mentor, Joseph Benesh (I think this is the right picture) -
Mr B soon became jealous of my big muscles, and my lavish hair and sought out to destroy me in directing movies
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I soon directed my first ever play, which was called “Beauty and Hate”. I recieved high praise but hardly anyone came to watch
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But Mr. B one upped me. He directed Hamilton and called me out during the show saying “remember to be kind to others you Bum”
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Soon after that embarrassment, I started perfecting my craft of directing and studied at Yale for multiple years
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After getting Starbucks, I came I accidentally bummed into Ryan Gosling and fell in love with me. He left his wife and kids immediately and married me -
I directed my second play, Angels of America, which was low budget and wasn’t loved by critics
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I kept on building my catalog and directed my second film, Hamlet.
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After my play, I was approached by a member of the John Gore Organization, they were impressed by my directing skills and want me to be in broadway -
My first ever play in broadway was an instant success. Fences was critically acclaimed, and over 1000 of tickets were bought. -
I had my first child with Ryan Gosling and was named “Ryan Gosling Jr”
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After my major hit, broadway called me up again and wanted me to direct their second movie Aint No More
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My play was a huge success, so much so, that it was nominated for a Tony
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Along with my play being nominated, Mr B was also nominated for his play "Between Riverside", both me and Mr. B will be at the show
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I win my first ever Tony! -
After finally winning my first ever Tony over Mr. B, he later had a heart attack and died at the show. His last words was “be kind to others and yourself you bum” -
After the faithful death of my mentor, I retired, shaves my head and going on to teach at Phoenix college preparatory academy
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I wrote a book about my life and became best seller
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As I was getting ready for school, Mr B’s son poisoned my drink, and I died peacefully in my house.