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Fresh Breath Thief
When i was 4 i asked my parents if i could get a box of tic tacs but they said no. So i pocketed them and told my brother who tattled on me and i ate them under the bed until i got caught -
Kinder Love
In daycare when I was 6, i wrote a love note to my kinder crush who was also my best friend and stuck it in his cubby. My parents read it before i gave it to him at home apparently and used to bring it up. I haven't seen him since then but in seventh grade he was in my advisory and I hoped he didn't remember me -
Third Grade Accessory Designer
When i was in the third grade rubber band loom kits were a popular thing. So me and my friend Donovan started making money off looming rubber band bracelets and selling them to students -
Icing Snort
in the 5th grade i had my birthday party at a skating rink. My friend Cavan thought it would be funny to snort cake icing up his nose. So there he is stuffing his nose and im videoing it and it was the funniest thing i saw that day -
Drowning In Pizza
I was at my friends birthday/pool party and i was eating pizza and my friend pushed me into the pool. I didn't know how to swim (in the deep end) until that day so when my head went below the water and my feet didn't touch the ground I panicked and thought i was gonna die at my friends pool party. Then i got to the surface choking on pizza which i blamed the whole thing on