Invention timeline

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  • 7900 BCE

    Boats

    "We're gonna crash!"
  • 3500 BCE

    Wheels

    Zoom! Whoosh!
  • 1500 BCE

    Scissors

    Snip snip! "Your robes look simply beautiful!"
  • Apr 5, 1364

    Guns

    Bang bang bang!

  • Pianos

    "Stop that racket!"

  • Airplanes

    "I'm flying!"

  • SPAM

    Spam spam spam spam!
  • Cell phones

    Cell phones

    They got smaller... and then bigger again.
    (And the whole time through we had terrible wi-fi.)

  • Tasers

    If you ask for a description, I will stun you.
  • Star Wars

    Star Wars

    "I have a bad feeling about this."
  • The Internet

    The Internet

    "Dang it. Lost connection again."
  • Tetris

    Tetris

    "Aaaaargh!"

  • Pokémon

    Gotta catch 'em all!

  • Responsive web design

    Hard to do, but worth it! "Nooooo! Not tiny print! I'll just go to a responsive website instead."
  • Minecraft

    Minecraft

    You died for the 32nd time trying to get your stuff.