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MY GLORIOUS BIRTH
I was born six weeks early with a heart defect-fun fun. I had to be in NICU for a while. My heart has this funny quirk where it just ya know stops. I need shots of caffeine twice a day for the first year of my life. -
I FIND MY ONE TRUE PASSION
I discovered my lifelong passion of soccer. Then I quit after one season. -
MY ONE TRUE BACKUP PASSION
I discovered basketball. I sucked then I didn't. Roy and Tayler were on my team and they were little brats. -
I DO SOME SOUL SEARCHING AND RETURN TO SOCCER
Turns out I love soccer. I joined a team who hated my guts but thats okay because we beat Elena´s Butt in a soccer game. -
ELENA IS A BRAT
Elena and I unfortunately end up on the same soccer team. Where we remain ever since. -
BUNDLES OF JOY
I got my two chocolate labs Luna and Addie. They´re really fat but it's okay because I love them anyway -
GUESS WHAT
Gay marriage is legalized which will definitely affect me in the future -
I LEAVE MY HOMESTEAD FOR NEW BEGINNINGS
I moved to a bigger house. My new house is like a block away from the strand, within walking distance of like everything. I still hate it though -
MIDDLE SCHOOL SUCKS
I started middle school. It didn't end well for me -
GUESS WHAT I´M GOOD AT SOCCER NOW
As it turns out I don´t suck at soccer. My team IMPACT went to the 2017 Texas State Championships. We got 4th place -
EXOTIC TRAVELS
I went to Costa Rica for a field trip. There were snakes everywhere. It was pretty fun -
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
The last day of middle school -
HELL BEGINS
The first day of Highschool. I want to die -
HELL ENDS
I graduate Highschool. -
I BREAK INTO COLLEGE
Since I obviously won´t get into college, I will forge illegal documents and lie my way into Stanford -
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THE WORLD ENDS
The world ends and all life and time ceases to exist -
COOKING IS FUN
Especially when its meth
