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I was born six weeks early with a heart defect-fun fun. I had to be in NICU for a while. My heart has this funny quirk where it just ya know stops. I need shots of caffeine twice a day for the first year of my life.
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I discovered my lifelong passion of soccer. Then I quit after one season.
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I discovered basketball. I sucked then I didn't. Roy and Tayler were on my team and they were little brats.
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Turns out I love soccer. I joined a team who hated my guts but thats okay because we beat Elena´s Butt in a soccer game.
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Elena and I unfortunately end up on the same soccer team. Where we remain ever since.
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I got my two chocolate labs Luna and Addie. They´re really fat but it's okay because I love them anyway
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Gay marriage is legalized which will definitely affect me in the future
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I moved to a bigger house. My new house is like a block away from the strand, within walking distance of like everything. I still hate it though
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I started middle school. It didn't end well for me
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As it turns out I don´t suck at soccer. My team IMPACT went to the 2017 Texas State Championships. We got 4th place
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I went to Costa Rica for a field trip. There were snakes everywhere. It was pretty fun
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The last day of middle school
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The first day of Highschool. I want to die
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I graduate Highschool.
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Since I obviously won´t get into college, I will forge illegal documents and lie my way into Stanford
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The world ends and all life and time ceases to exist
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Especially when its meth
