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Birth: The Beginning
It all started one day in January. Well, for me, at least. Image via 2001: A Space Odyssey -
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Chapter 1
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First successful day without any serious injuries
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Introduction to Super Mario 64
And so began a lifelong romance, between man and controller. -
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Chapter 2
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First day of School
The epic thirteen year struggle began today. Image credit to Konami, originally created as the cover art for Castlevania for the Nintendo Entertainment system -
First novel read
To be fair, they never told you that Oliver Wood was a person and not a plank of wood, and I was six when I read Harry Potter, so cut me some slack. I was young! -
Crowned Spelling Bee Champion
Cornucopia. C-O-R-N-U-C-O-P-I-A.
That is the first time I have spelled that word since it was in the spelling bee. -
Relocated to Louisiana
You'd be surprised how unrelated to boots a state shaped like a boot actually is. -
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Chapter 3
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Completed a Pokedex in Pokemon, nearly threw Gameboy in excitement
This was seriously a big deal to me. Remember when Michael Phelps won all those medals? It was a lot like that. -
Relocated to Florida
Almost 20% of the state isn't Disney World!
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Chapter 4
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Chapter 5
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High School Begins
Do you know that movie "The Sum of All Fears?" It's a lot like that, except the sum of all fears is represented by the variable "X" in a contingency chart. -
Wrote and Essay about Chicken Nuggets
One day, in the summer, my friend Danny and I ate 100 chicken nuggets. It was amazing. I wrote an essay about it. No one will ever forget it now. -
Chicken Nugget Essay Makes Local Newspaper and Gets A Scholarship from Stetson University
I can't even say I'm making this up, because I've got the presidential scholarship , and the chicken nugget essay is going up on Flagler Live this month. My life has turned out exactly the way I wanted to.
