World War Part 2

  • You can't cut that with scissors...

    You can't cut that with scissors...
    John Crockcroft and ETS Walton of the UK are responsible for the first step towards nuclear weaponry--the splitting of the first atom. Not the first time of scientists trying to prove other scientists correct. In this case, Einstein's E=MC^2.
  • Ladies and Gentleman, we have Fish! Oh, wait.

    Ladies and Gentleman, we have Fish! Oh, wait.
    At a conference in Washington DC, Niels Bohr (the one who invented those ultra-fun electron dot models from Chem) announced the invention of fission (AKA, splitting an atom).
  • Dr. Mr. President:

    Dr. Mr. President:
    Albert Einstein writes a letter to Frederick D. Roosevelt concerning the use of a possible new energy source. It was called uranium.
  • Ready, Aim, FIRE!

    Ready, Aim, FIRE!
    World War Two begins.
  • KERsplat.

    KERsplat.
    Plutonium is discovered...with a bang.
  • Prejudiced, underpaid, and radiation poisoned.

    Prejudiced, underpaid, and radiation poisoned.
    FDR gives the go-ahead for an atomic weapon.
  • HOW YOU DARE!!

    HOW YOU DARE!!
    Pearl Harbor is attacked leading to minor undertones of anti-Japanese sentiment.
  • Sir, yes, sir!

    Sir, yes, sir!
    The Manhattan Project acquires brass: Leslie Groves (in charge of personnel, money, staff morale) and Robert Oppenheimer (in charge of science).
  • Dr. Enrico

    Dr. Enrico
    Enrico Fermi produces the first controlled nuclear reaction at the University of Chicago. Explains number of hobos with three arms.
  • Harry, you are the chosen one.

    Harry, you are the chosen one.
    Franklin Roosevelt dies. Harry Truman inherits the giant crap sandwich which is the American presidency. Begins dressing up like FDR to appear like a better politician.
  • We rearry don't like them.

    We rearry don't like them.
    Japan becomes the official primary target of any nuclear warfare.
  • It's not over til the cross-eyed lady sings.

    It's not over til the cross-eyed lady sings.
    War ends in Europe.
  • All we are saying...is give peace a chance!

    All we are saying...is give peace a chance!
    Leo Szilard tries to get Truman to call off using the bomb in Japan.
  • We really don't like you either.

    We really don't like you either.
    The first atomic detonation occurs at Alamogordo, Mexico.
  • The Itsy Bitsy Atom Bomb

    The Itsy Bitsy Atom Bomb
    "Little Boy", the first uranium bomb, is detonated over Hiroshima. Between 90,000 and 100,000 are killed immediately.
  • Dir Sir or Madam, we regret to inform you that your atmosphere has been poisoned.

    Dir Sir or Madam, we regret to inform you that your atmosphere has been poisoned.
    The US drops warning leaflets on Japanese cities
  • Fatty, Fatty, two by four

    Fatty, Fatty, two by four
    "Fat Man", the second uranium bomb, was originally supposed to hit Kokura, Japan. However, because of bad weather (and a few too many black bean enchiladas) they moved the detonation site to Nagasaki.
  • That's what we thought.

    That's what we thought.
    Japan surrenders.
  • "I have become death."

    "I have become death."
    Robert Oppenheimer resigns.