MAH TOP 20 TECHNOLOGY THINGS IN THE LAST 60 YEARS. :D

  • TV REMOTE

    The Tv. remote was INVENTED! The lovely tool in still used today because everyone knows that it is a hassle to get out of your chair or off your butt to change the channel or turn up the volume:)
  • O MY LORD MICROWAVE OVEN!

    O MY LORD MICROWAVE OVEN!
    NOW I CAN HAS MAH TV DINNER! Yes this is a useful tool that heats up objects on a minor level that is not as big as the stove/ oven. OMG!
  • RAAWWRRRR JET PLANE.

    VIDEO!!!!Eveyone knows that this lovely tool can fly you to places all over the world! Jets can be private or public. I ride one the public jets while people with a thing called a lot of money ride on private jets.D:
  • STEREO RECORDS

    STEREO RECORDS
    I CAN NOWS LISTEN TO MAH MUSICS LOUD! This was the first time speakers were very big. Sound was recorded on two channels and then played back.
  • ARE YOU KIDDING ME! CORDLESS TOOLS!

    Now I am not restricted and can cut metal everywhere in mah house. Yes. this lovely invention allows you to be more moblie with your power tools without that annoying wall plug.
  • LED

    MEANS-light-emitting diode (LED), which provides a simple and inexpensive way for computers to convey information. That is right. you can tell the difference between things now.
  • MUSIC SYNTHESIZER?!?!?! WAT!?!?!?

    MUSIC SYNTHESIZER?!?!?! WAT!?!?!?
    I CAN MAKES MUSICS WIFF MAH NEW MUSIC SYNTHESIZER! Yes the music synthesizer allows you to generate better sound, but it also has a fancy keyboard for you to use instead of punch cards. This revolutionized the music industry.
  • UNMANNED AERIAL VEHICLES

    Unmanned aerial vehicles are remotely piloted aircrafts. Now no one has to get hurt if the plane crashes.
  • SMOKE *COUGH COUGH* DETECTOR!

    NOWS I KNOWS WHEN MAH HOUSE IS ON FIRE! This creation helps detect when there is smoke present in the air. It senses smoke and then sends off annoying warning noises to aleart you that there could be trouble.
  • CHARGE-COUPLED DEVICE

    This device can measure light arriving at a rate of just one photon per minute
  • LALALALALA DIGITAL MUSIC!

    I CAN SOUNDS EVEN BETTER ON DAH COMPUTER! Digital music! This allows you to record and then playback what you just recorded. The sounds are represented by a string of 0s and 1s and a laser reads the binary patterns etched on a photosensitive platter. Neat, I know.
  • ELECTRICAL IGNITION?!?!? COME AGIAN!

    I CAN JUST TURN THIS SWITCH AND IT WILL START MAH CAR?!?!?! Yes, this invention of technology was invented to electrically start your automobile.
  • MAH BRIAN! MRI!

    MAH BRAIN IN ON DAH COMPUTER! WHAT IS THIS!? The MRI was invented to help out your brain. It uses nuclear magnetic resonance to see your brain.
  • HELP! I AM LOST! GPS!

    HELP! I AM LOST! GPS!
    Want more info? CLICKI HAVE LOST MAH WAYS AND IDK WHERE TO GO! The GSP is a system of technology that uses statelite signal to transport maps and other useful tools directly toward you without a computer.
  • WALKMAN RIGHT HURRR

    WALKMAN RIGHT HURRR
    PORTABLE MUSICS I CAN TRIP TO WHILE WALKING TO WORK! The walkmen were small, portable tape and later CD players
  • SCANNING TUNNELING MICROSCOPE. GURL YOU TRIPPIN

    IDEK WHAT THIS IS! By moving the needle of the scanning tunneling microscope (STM) across a surface and monitoring the electric current that flows through it, scientists can map a surface to the level of single atoms.
  • DNA FINGERPRINTING! UT OH

    I DIDN'T ROB THAT STORE HONEST, IDK HOW MY FINGERPRINTS GOT THURR. This invention was created to more easily identify people. It works by comparing only the parts of the sequence that show the greatest variation among people.
  • POLYMERASE CHAIN REACTION SAY WHAT?!?!

    O SNAP MAH LIFE IN NOW EASIER! This was created to help make millions of copies of a tiny scrap of DNA quickly and cheaply. No matter how small or dried-out a bloodstain is, forensic scientists can now gather enough genetic material to do DNA fingerprinting. With PCR, doctors also can search for trace amounts of HIV genetic code to diagnose infection much sooner than by conventional methods.
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  • JAMMIN OUT NOW! MP3 PLAYER STYLE

    I CAN NOW JAM OUT IN MAH ROOM WITHOUT MAH MOM YELLING AT ME TO TURN DOWN MAH TOONS! This instrument of technology is a new way of having music in a more convient way. You now have your music in the plam of your hand.
  • NO WAY IEEE

    I CAN NOW USE THE INTERNET OUTSIDE MAH HOUSE! This invention is considered WI-FI on steriods. It gives internet access up to a 30-mile radius.
  • REFERENCE LINK

    "Beginners Guide To Garmin Nuvi 200 / 250 / 260 / 270 GPS Sat Nav." Google Videos. Web. 04 Mar. 2010. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3138054428365029359&ei=oMePS_vcJ4bEqgLH7fDKBg&q=GPS&hl=en&view=3#. "Jets over Pampa 2007 - Highlights." Google Videos. Web. 04 Mar. 2010. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8790441454283340300&ei=vcePS-TrD5fSqgL7vdmkBg&q=JETS&hl=en&view=3#. "Milestones: Development of Radio and TV." KIDCYBER. Web. 04 Mar. 2010. <http://www.kidcyber.com.au/t
  • REFERENCE LINK 2

    "The Top 50 Inventions of the Past 50 Years -." Popular Mechanics. Web. 04 Mar. 2010. http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/upgrade/2078467.html?page=5.