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Birth
At 9:49 AM, on this fateful day, Gregory Stephen Brenner is born in Holy Redeemer Hospital. At just eight ounces, I will grow to be a man respected all around the world. -
Preschool Graduation
Perhaps the most important years of my life, Preschool. Upon graduating from St. Mark's Preschool, I attended Rydal Elementary School, where I furthered my education. -
Elementary School Graduation
After seven years at Rydal, it was time to continue along my path to success. Next stop, AJHS. -
High School Graduation
Finally, the past thirteen years of my life in Abington School District all culminating in this one moment I will remember until January 6, 2070; my high school graduation. -
Final High School Soccer Game
After a successful four year career playing for Abington High School, my senior season was abruptly ended in a heartbreaking overtime loss. -
College Graduation
Four years spent at one of the finest universities in the country prepared me for the real world. Tears strolled down my eyes as I remembered so many moments that will remain with me forever. -
Get First Job at PricewaterhouseCoopers
Several summer internships with Price Waterhouse Coopers have truly paid off. After short negotiations, I eagerly accepted a position to join their financial management team. -
Getting Married
After searching for twenty seven years, I have finally found the lucky lady to be known to the world as Mrs. Gregory Brenner. These tiny bands worn on our tiny fingers symbolize everything we believe in one another. -
Laid off during Third Great Depression
After yet another recession, Price Waterhouse Coopers decided to let me go in order to cut spending. Twenty years later, CEO Joseph Smith said, "That was the biggest mistake this company has ever made." -
Twins
Having one child would have been nerve racking enough, but twins?! At this point in my life, I should have been expecting hte unexpected anyways. -
Obtain Masters Degree from University of Pennsylvania
My final destination in the academic world, a Graduate's degree in Business Administration. -
Mid-Life Crisis, buy BMW 530i
It is not easy when struggling to keep a sustainable job. THe only thing that could cheer me up in these dark times was a brand new BMW 530i. -
Earthquake Destroys my Home
Tragedy strikes the suburbs of Philadelphia, PA. A 4.5 magnitude earthquake ravages millions of homes, completely destroying thousands." - Philadelhpia Inquirer My house is destroyed as a result, so I was forced to move my family into a tiny apartment complex for less than a year. -
Start up my own investing firm
After twenty-five years of working under people of all varieties and realizing I could achieve their success as well, I have decided to start up my own investment firm, Brenner Inc. Within just two years, Brenner Inc. became one of the nation's most trusted investment groups. The nation has seen no signs of recession since the new firm join the financial world. -
Appointed Secretary of US Treasury
The President of the United States offered me a position I never expected in my wildest dreams, Secretary of US Treasury. As appealing as the offer was, I wanted to continue to manage my internationally acclaimed investment firm. This was the beginning of the most difficult multi-tasking known to man. -
Retirement
After forty-seven successful years in the workforce, I finally decided to call it quits. Now, I can enjoy the savings I have acquired through skillful investments and collect my Social Security every month. -
Tragic Death From Natural Causes
"At the age of 78, Gregory Stephen Brenner has passed away from natural causes. We can only pray to God that he is joining him in heaven. Information regarding the funeral of the former Secretary of Treasury will follow."
-- Washington Post
