All of the stem-cell therapies and nano-surgeons in the world are no match for a faulty parachute on a b.a.s.e. jump off of the Eiffel Tower for my 84th birthday. My wife understands I died doing what I loved. I am survived by my wife, three children, seven grandchildren, and ten great-grandchildren. As a result of stem cell therapies and nano-surgeons, my wife will live for another 30 years, dying at the ripe old age of 117.