lightning thief book

  • I accidently vaporize my pre-algebra teacher

    Mrs. Dodds attacks Percy at mueseum after he pushes Nancy into a fountain.
  • Three old ladies knit the socks of death!

    Three old ladies knit the socks of death!
    Percy and Grover see 3 old ladies knitting socks on a bus ride home from school.
  • Grover unexpectedly loses his pants!

    Percy and his mother go to Montuak and Grover shows up at the door during a storm.
  • My mother teaches me bullfighting!

    My mother teaches me bullfighting!
    Percy fights the Minotuar and his mother dissapates into gold.
  • I play pinoclhe with a horse!

    IPercy wakes up onconcious at half blood hill.
  • Percy meet the KING!

    Percy meets Dionysus while playing a card game.
  • I become supreme lord of the bathroom!

    Percy is with Clarisse and Percy shoots toliet water at Clarisse's face.
  • We play capture the flag!

    We play capture the flag!
    Percy finds out that Posiedons his dad.
  • I am offered a quest!

    I am offered a quest!
    Percy gets offered a quest with Grover and Annabeth.
  • I ruin a perfectly good bus

    I ruin a perfectly good bus
    Percy blows up ANOTHER bus.
  • We visit the garden gnome eporium!

    We visit the garden gnome eporium!
    Annabeth, Grover, and Percy cut off Medusas head when they go to a statue and garden gnome shop.
  • We take a zebra to Vegas!

    We take a zebra to Vegas!
    Get on a bus with a Zebra an albino lion, and an antolope.
  • I plunge to my death!

    I plunge to my death!
    Percy blows a hole in a arch while battling Chimera.
  • I became as a fugitive!

    I became as a fugitive!
    the Neriad gives Percy advice to not trust the gifts that have been given.
  • Get trapped much!

    Get trapped much!
    Go into a trap for Ares and almost get killed.
  • We shop for waterbeds!

    We shop for waterbeds!
    They get caught in the Lotus Casino for 5 days straight.
  • Leaving already!

    Leaving already!
    They leave the Lotus Casino after 5 days of playing games.
  • We find out the truth! uuuu......... Sort of

    We find out the truth! uuuu.........    Sort of
    Percy, Annabeth, and Grover go to the Underworld and the backpack that Ares gave him had the Masterbolt in it. it was a trap for them to get killed in the Underworld.
  • I battle my jerk relative!

    I battle my jerk relative!
    Ares and Percy go on a head to head battle on the dock of Santa Monica. The police stop by and they think that Ares is the one that cuased all of the explosions that Percy made.
  • I settle my tab!

    I settle my tab!
    Percy returns the Masterbolt.
  • The Prophecy comes true!

    The Prophecy comes true!
    Luke attacks Percy and the prophecy comes true because Luke betrays Percy, and Percy almost dies when he gets attacked by a pit squirpion. Percy gets piosion from it and he ends up in the same cabin as where he stated before his quest.