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Jan 1, 1519
Cortez Explores Texas
He also gets rid of the Aztecs. Poor Aztecs. -
Fort St. Louis is Established
Spain doesn't want Texas. La Salle, a Frenchman, makes a settlement in Texas. Spain apparently wants Texas now. How an entire country can act like a single five-year-old is genuinely appalling. -
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American Revolution
All hail 'Merica. -
Mexico Revolts
For some reason, they had like a certain ceremony to declare independence. Sooooo.... yeah. -
Mexico Gains Independence
And then immediately after that, they lose half of their country. Good job. -
Moses Austin Founds a Colony at Texas
He made it his duty to colonize Texas until he died, leaving the rest to his son. I wonder how he reacted... -
Texas Revolts
Not for long, I may add. -
Texas Declaration of Independence is Adopted
I can't think of a funny description to put here, so meep morp. -
Battle of The Alamo
MORE ACTION!! MORE DRAMA!! MORE BLOODSHED!!
And that's what they got. Well, until everyone died. -
Texas Wins Independence
And then ten years later, they become part of a different country.
