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He also gets rid of the Aztecs. Poor Aztecs.
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Spain doesn't want Texas. La Salle, a Frenchman, makes a settlement in Texas. Spain apparently wants Texas now. How an entire country can act like a single five-year-old is genuinely appalling.
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All hail 'Merica.
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For some reason, they had like a certain ceremony to declare independence. Sooooo.... yeah.
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And then immediately after that, they lose half of their country. Good job.
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He made it his duty to colonize Texas until he died, leaving the rest to his son. I wonder how he reacted...
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Not for long, I may add.
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I can't think of a funny description to put here, so meep morp.
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MORE ACTION!! MORE DRAMA!! MORE BLOODSHED!!
And that's what they got. Well, until everyone died. -
And then ten years later, they become part of a different country.