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Born May 25th, 1999. The world was never the same.
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Attended Good Shepherd Nursery School in Brewster, NY
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Graduated from Good Shepherd Nursery School in June of 2004, given a child oriented bible and sent on my way.
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Gretchen, a female Australian Shepherd. Kept me from running into the street by headbutting me back into the yard
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Blue bike with training wheels on the back. Went rolling down a hill and fell off into a group of bushes within 5 minutes.
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Made it down the hill without crashing into the bushes after a while. Epic.
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Attended Garden Street Elementary School, left in 2007.
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Met the rest of the class of 2017, slightly disappointed.
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I missed the bus my first day and the bus driver waved as he left me standing in the parking lot
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Sits behind me. Kind of didn't like him at first. Now I REALLY don't like him.
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Graduated from H.H. Wells Middle School in the Brewster High School gym.
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Sent in blind with a map of the building. Someone smacked the map out of my hand the one time I looked at it. Didn't use the map again.
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The woman at the DMV left for 20 minutes to go on a "cigarette break" and wouldn't stop winking at me. I try and avoid going to the DMV now.
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The woman who I tested with snapped at me a minute into the exam because of my "acceleration". It was all downhill from there.
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Green 2000 Subaru Forester, 101,119 miles and a cassette player.