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Birth
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams I crawled into this world, having dragged my way out of the unspeakable depths. -
The Invention of Bluetooth
"Because of Bluetooth headsets, it's getting more and more difficult to tell who's schizophrenic and who's on a conference call." - Dana Gould Bluetooth technology is one of the first revolutions in wireless computing for consumer markets. It allows compatible phones and devices to connect to each other without the need for pesky wires. -
Elementary School
"My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years." - Paul Merton I went to elementary school. To my shock and horror, they wanted me to come back. -
Entered Middle School
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." - Mark Twain I entered middle school. I then left middle school, and resolved to never go back. Unfortunately, fate had other plans. -
Entered High School
"But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret." - Ronald Reagan Entered High School. -
The Present Day
"Oh, you thought the world couldn't get weirder? Send in the clowns." - God 2016 is coming to a head. Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump is gonna be president. When the world burns, I'll be waiting with the marshmallows. -
High School Graduation
"Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction." - Al Bernstein I'm allowed to leave, and never come back. Hallelujah. -
Citations, Death
Cause of Death: Nuclear Annihilation
All of the below sources were used. No information came from scanning the relevant wikipedia article. Bluetooth: Nordic Semiconductors
