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That's wonderful. That's a funny word. It reminds me of Wonder Bread. Whatever happened to Wonder Bread? Hmm.....
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Santa Anna was a president. George W. Bush was a president. A bush is a plant. Moses talked to a bush. The bush was God. Therefore, Santa Anna is God! Yeah, well anyways, God was more like a caudillo, and he invaded Texas, and the Texans were all like, No way Jose, so he went back and he was sad.
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Yeah, Texas. Fun stuff.
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The US got New Mexico, Arizona, most of California, and they got to keep Texas. Yay California! That's the best one.
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Benny starts La Reforma (for those not fluent in Spanish like me, it means "The Reform." I know, ya wouldn't have guessed it) which is: minimum wage (McDonalds!), Non-Catholic public education, and land re-distribution. It is a very nice plan.
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Hey! What happened to Marilyn Monroe and her "stay out of our backyard" plan?! Nuh-uh, the US isn't going to like that. Well anyways, they invaded because Mexico couldn't pay their debt, and Archduke Maxmillian, blah, blah, blah...
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Woohoo France, you kept that plan alive for a whole 3 years. Good for you. That's ok you tried your hardest. Have you noticed how serious I am this time. I've actually said something relevant in almost every one.
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Oh my god, there's too many people. I wish Mexico would just choose one. Well anyways, he was all "Order and Progress" and all those revolutionaries were all like "no, not nice, liberty too", and he was all "hey my plan actually worked, so ha" and they were all like "bleh", and then everyone's brains imploded from learning too much Mexican history.
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and he had that plan of ayala thingy and blah blah blah... ugh, doing real work is exhausting.
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blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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It was the constitution of Mexico
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His name sounds like Oregon. That's where my cousins live. It's very green there.
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Party=Fun
Fun=Bendy Straws
Bendy Straws=Capri Sun
Capri Sun=Yummy
Yummy=Rice
Rice=Asian
Asian=me!
me!=bored
bored=mexican revolution (I'm just kidding, Mr. Newhart. History is a very exciting subject)
