Upon looking back on the life of Black Dynamite, I, Black Dynamite, bring a glimmer of happiness to my eyes, as I see that I have loved the world, and became the legend that is Black Dynamite. Also, those damn kids keep getting on my lawn. But, I, Black Dynamite, digress. The tale of my various valient conquests is... wow, I'm tired. What time is it? 3:30? Oh geez, it's almost time for me to head to the shuffleboarding championships. Or was it time to nap? I guess I'll just do both.