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August 15
Napoleon is born on the island, thus sealing the near future of Europe in stone -
October 28
At the age of JUST 16 he graduates from military school -
December 22
This i the first major promotion for him, as he has his sights set on further up the ranks -
October 26
This second promotion just 2 years later is the first time napoleon is well known and starts to rake in those moneys. This is first brick that starts the build the machine that he uses to take power -
March 9
Like me, napoleon has horrible luck with girls but he finally gets lucky and marries Josephine. Wish I could get lucky -
*A Few Days Later*
He is now in command of a badly beat down army, but napoleon being napoleon turns it into the army that takes down Austria thus ending the first coalition -
29 November
While Napoleon was in egypt Europe thought it best for round two with france, in which the pounded then. But whan he came back and was down staging his coup Napoleon pounded them right back -
The turducken of coups
After his failure in Egypt Napoleon decided to come back and help Emmanuel stage his coup. But during that coup he altered somethings so that he had the power not the other guy. So now He is the first console of the french empire -
Another victory
After crossing the alps on a donkey, Napoleon has once again single handedly defeated the European powers for the second time -
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The third coalition
Before he could make himself emperor, for some reason Europe wanted another pounding so they went for round three and boy did they get pounded. At the beginning he had to march all the way to the other side of the empire to meet the Austrians and he did so, fast. So fast even Napoleon himself said, "I have destroyed the Austrian army by simply marching" After that he pummeled the allies at the battle of Austerlitz. Ending the war -
May 18
After is coup, within a coup, which was well planed mind you, Napoleon crowns himself as emperor for the French empire -
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during the rain
During his reign he fixed the financial ruin that plagued his empire, he made the Napoleonic code, which is still used today, and he reformed the government. Giving out jobs to power of quality instead of their birth and cleaning up the corrupt peeps. Now that he was a monarch he needed a male heir so he divorced his first wife Josephine in 1809 and marries a Austrian in 1810. -
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The other wars
During this time Napoleon fought another war with Austria pounding them, but is came at a great cost. The Spanish rebelled and were able to hold him off until his defeat. But what was the first nail in the coffin was his invasion of Russia. After that he was vulnerable and was ultimately defeated -
May 4
After his defeat Napoleon was sent to Elba in exile. Ending his reign. -
One year later
After some time to think, he was like imma go for a second shot. So he went back -
The Final straw
After "escaping" elba Napoleon was defeated for the final time and was exiled to Saint Helena where he died