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MY LIFE STORY IN A LOVELY SARCASTIC TIMELINE

  • The day my mother figured out she was pregnant with muah

    The day my mother figured out she was pregnant with muah
    yaaayy for me not for her
  • The Day I Was Put Into The World

    The Day I Was Put Into The World
    At 8 something am I was born into the world weighing who knows what and was probably crying because, babies cry!
  • My First Birthday

    My First Birthday
    As I shoved the choclate cake in my mouth it actually got anywhere but my mouth but I'm guessing it would have tasted good if I got any in my mouth. Well since it was my first birthday so I probably was surrounded by my family and ate more cake
  • 5th Birthday

    5th Birthday
    I got a Pillow Pet so yaayyyy
  • 10th Birthday

    10th Birthday
    They gave me a pillow pet again (rolls eyes) anyway I got a ipod so yaaa
  • My twelth Birthdaylllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk12th Birthday

    My twelth Birthdaylllllllllkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk12th Birthday
    I got A Phoneeee yasss
  • Me Nowww

    Me Nowww
    Well I'm in computers class right now and probably talking to Amina, Seth, Thomas, and Jade. Sooo yaaaa this is me now