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2003
It was a hot sticky night in Hastings when suddenly my mum felt a kick in her stomach and her waters broke. When I was in there it was peaceful until i felt a slap on my bum oooooooo wwwwwwwwwwwwwww that really hurt .i had been yanked out of a vacuum cleaner. thats what took me out of my mom's stomach . A few hours after she had been to hospital she had me John Riley Southon. I was the handsomest out of all my other 2 brothers and my 2 sisters. I was prince charming. -
2004
It was my very first birthday yay yay yay my mum laid me down on her bed and said to me you're even handsome when you're crying. My very first present was a super dooper pooper scooper. My non good looking brother got me a toy car it was a ford mustang that made me even more handsome. I thought. My mum celebrated for my birthday she had a whole lot of babies over. But i only hung out with the cool ones like Dylan devery he was so cool for his birthday he got a ford mustang like me. Just he had -
2005
On my 2 birthday i did not want to have dylan over because he will go on about him him him. So i put a sign on the wall and it said no Dylan or else i will put a bobey trap on every door so know one can get in or out thats it i will put an bobey trap on every door -
2006
I was 3 and I got my very first bike and I had curly white hair and white eyebrows it was sort of like an afro.... sort of. My bike was red and green. All my things are always green because my mum said i was johnny green and tommy blue we even had a bracelet that was green and blue. I always got green I wish I was blue because there is more blue than green. -
2007
When I was 4 I rode my first motorbike. My brothers was on the back and he said hold on you don't want to be in hospital do you. I said no hurry up so i can get off i said i was nearly about to scream i got off finally i got off that was a terrible first. i thought only because he tipped it and it hurt. I went crying off to my mum she was not too surprised.