Myself

Birth

Feb 18, 1997

I was concieved, the world stopped to sing me happy birthday. A new shark species was name din my honor, i dont even like sharks.

The time line of a legend

Period: Feb 18, 1997 to Feb 23, 2015

I am so awesome

First Halloween

Oct 31, 1997

My first halloween. I was a cheetah. I killed the ladies.

Witnessed the WTC Attack

Sep 11, 2001

I remeber watchibng the WTC attack on the news as a kid. It was an odd feeling because I didnt know what to think. Now im a certified Taliban hunter. Get some

Painful expierence

Jul 16, 2007

I cut my fingers off by wrapping them around a brake cable and it tightning during a bike wreck. It hurt. I cried. Last time ever.

Started High school

Aug 8, 2011

Started the funniest part of life ever. Only because i truly see how many idiots there are in the world. Including myself.

Met the devil

Nov 23, 2011

Dated Connie Howlett as a Freshman. like a boss right? NO SHE IS THE FREAKING DEVIL. fun times

First Gun

Dec 25, 2011

Got my first gun for xmas. Today I now have 10. I love them so dearly.

First Car

Feb 18, 2013

Recieved my first truck. Slowest thing on earth...was. I do not participate in racing...all the time. Minitruck for the win.

First trip on an airplane

Jun 17, 2013

First time on airplane, i was scared and changed my pants. I met shaq and did not even realize it. fun times.

March 13th, the last day of freedom

Mar 13, 2014

I got my first job as a doorman for the gates of hell, just kidding, I work at Dairy Queen.