my timeline By brycejjfish Mar 6, 1997 born Apr 27, 2000 Learned to ride a bike Aug 23, 2000 Entered preschool May 27, 2002 Passed preschool Aug 23, 2003 Entered kindergarten Jun 23, 2004 Learned to play baseball and soccer Nov 28, 2005 learned to play basketball Jan 5, 2006 went to disney world Apr 13, 2006 impaled my foot with a long piece of glass Jul 16, 2007 went to the dells Sep 10, 2007 played flag football Oct 31, 2010 fell in love with da coco Nov 1, 2010 got some bacon soda Aug 28, 2011 played real football May 23, 2015 graduate Jun 27, 2015 get a real job Jan 28, 2025 get a real Oct 31, 2030 move into a spooky mansion Mar 12, 2040 move to Jamaica Sep 10, 2045 make jamaica a world power Dec 1, 2045 become president of jamaica Apr 13, 2067 retire as president Mar 6, 2091 have a monument built in my honor
