michael's memoir By michaelmartinezreal Aug 30, 2003 i was born i was created in the factory Oct 1, 2004 i learned to walked Sep 9, 2008 i ate beans and they weren't good Aug 30, 2009 i turned 6 years old it was the best party of my life i had everything i ever wanted when i was 6 years old Feb 11, 2014 i started middle school Sep 2, 2015 i joined AVID