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Parents meet and go bump in the night
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Eldest brother born
Future bully created -
My Birth
Born howling at home in Croydon -
Younger brother born
Affectionately described as a big poo by myself when i witnessed his birth. -
Stolen Generation
Parents separate and i am introduced to a weird dude who is now my new father. I do not see my biological father for 16 years. -
Move to a beautiful farm
We move with my step father to a hippy self sufficient community near Buchan. -
Farm becomes Ashram
The farm converts into an Ashram; my step father changes his name to Krishna Yogi and there is a lot of chanting going on -
God no another brother born
Soorya makes his debut -
Go to primary school and have a good time
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Randy Parents produce yet another son
Enter scence Cedric -
Get shot and survive
This ones not true but it was a bit dull at this time so i thought i would spice it up a bit -
Boarding school here comes Manny
I go to Geelong Grammar School -
Parents final baby made
Hooray for Freddy -
Timbertop oh Timbertop i love you so
Year in the bush, hiking and running -
Leave Prison erm.......school
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Get bitten by black dog
experience depression............it's fun i highly recommend it. -
Daddy
Reconnect with biological father; relieved to see that he is a good man. -
Meet beautiful women
Given beautiful women as a birthday gift -
Discover i am very fertile
Birth of Archie -
Decide i better get a job
Become a house painter -
Move to the big Smell
Melbourne that is -
Want to teach not paint
Enrol in teaching course -
Discover i am as horny as parents
Gabriel is born -
Fight black dog and win
batlle with depression, get help this time, begins to make sense -
Finish degree
yeah future tense, i know. You better pass me!!!!