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I was quick to come into the world. It was also the last time I was in a rush for anything.
Also, totally legit baby picture. -
Trust VS Mistrust
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Autonomy VS Shame and Doubt
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This was when my little twin brothers, Luke and Seth, were born. Apparently I sneezed on them when they came home and got them sick, so they spent more time in the hospital.
Even when I was little, I was still a dick. -
Initiative VS Guilt
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I think I joined kindergarten at age 6 or something.
I was armed and dangerous. Ready to take on the world! Taught by my sensei Spongebob about how to tie my shoes! -
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Now for the big leagues.
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2legit2quit
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This was when I graduated. At last, I could get on with my life!
Jailbreak! -
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I got a degree doing what I do best
Getting that paper -
I'm planning to get married sometime around here, if possible. If not, oh well.
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Because I needed somewhere to live with my wife
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Call it quits and go into a nursing home
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That's it, kaput, done