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  A god was brought into the world, but at what cost?
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  I used to put random things in people's carts at grocery stores and would talk to every homeless person, so there's a good look into my weird personality.
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  Saw the hit movie The Bee Movie in an empty theatre on opening day
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  Recieved a ukulele for my 10th birthday and instantly reshaped my personality around the instrument.
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  I had an insane crush on Mulan as a child
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  The relationship didn't quite work out.
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  This loser met me during the cringiest phase of my life and stuck around so they're pretty cool.
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  Do you know that lack of grace and physique is attractive to some people?
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  Helped me battle Honors Pre-Calculus. Has a scary little rat dog.
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  Died from choking on an ice cube.