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I burst into existence. From this point on, the world will never be the same.
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Over this period of time I watched the British television program "Teletubbies" with religious zeal. If you wonder why, it's because that show was something like real horrorshow to me glazzies.
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My parents read Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" as a Hallowe'en bedtime story. At the time, I only had a rudimentary understanding of the events of the poem. Now, it is one of my favorite poems of all time.
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My tooth fell out while I was eating delicious cake.
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I finish Stephen King's It and find a giant turtle at my house.
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I hear a lot more stuff about the economy and decide to research alternate systems of government and become an anarchist for about 2-3 months.
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I travel to our nation's capital as part of the Junior National Young Leaders Conference. It was pretty boss.
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My father introduces me to the greatest television show in history, Breaking Bad. I become hooked, and am inspired further to enter the film industry.
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I launch my dumb blog, http://www.theonlygoodmovieblogever.blogspot.com/, where I review movies. The site is currently on hiatus, because I'm busy.
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I finish reading "The Jungle" by a muckraker named Upton Sinclair. After reading the book, I ponder the benefits of socialism in society.
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I see Hell of the Living Dead, an Italian zombie movie that inspired me to make a better film. Currently in its pre-production stages, "Profondo Zombi" is a send up of all zombie films big and small that is certain to be pretty cool.
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I think too hard and turn into a solipsist, which is a depressing philosophy in which one either questions or denies the existence of everything that isn't the thinker.
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My colleague, R.A. Linebarger, and I begin work on a new multiple universe theory based on Werner Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and the work of Erwin Schrodinger.
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I finish the script for my first feature film, Profondo Zombi, a zomedy. That is, a comedy about zombies.