A Brief History of Mister Felix

  • The Catalyst

    The Catalyst
    I burst into existence. From this point on, the world will never be the same.
  • Period: to

    Teletubbies

    Over this period of time I watched the British television program "Teletubbies" with religious zeal. If you wonder why, it's because that show was something like real horrorshow to me glazzies.
  • Nevermore

    Nevermore
    My parents read Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" as a Hallowe'en bedtime story. At the time, I only had a rudimentary understanding of the events of the poem. Now, it is one of my favorite poems of all time.
  • Tooth

    Tooth
    My tooth fell out while I was eating delicious cake.
  • It

    It
    I finish Stephen King's It and find a giant turtle at my house.
  • Stuph.

    Stuph.
    I hear a lot more stuff about the economy and decide to research alternate systems of government and become an anarchist for about 2-3 months.
  • Period: to

    JrNYLC

    I travel to our nation's capital as part of the Junior National Young Leaders Conference. It was pretty boss.
  • The Bad is Broken.

    The Bad is Broken.
    My father introduces me to the greatest television show in history, Breaking Bad. I become hooked, and am inspired further to enter the film industry.
  • Launchtime

    I launch my dumb blog, http://www.theonlygoodmovieblogever.blogspot.com/, where I review movies. The site is currently on hiatus, because I'm busy.
  • Welcome to the Jungle

    Welcome to the Jungle
    I finish reading "The Jungle" by a muckraker named Upton Sinclair. After reading the book, I ponder the benefits of socialism in society.
  • Die Holle der Lebenden Toten

    Die Holle der Lebenden Toten
    I see Hell of the Living Dead, an Italian zombie movie that inspired me to make a better film. Currently in its pre-production stages, "Profondo Zombi" is a send up of all zombie films big and small that is certain to be pretty cool.
  • Alone in the Universe... alone.

    Alone in the Universe... alone.
    I think too hard and turn into a solipsist, which is a depressing philosophy in which one either questions or denies the existence of everything that isn't the thinker.
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    My colleague, R.A. Linebarger, and I begin work on a new multiple universe theory based on Werner Heisenberg's uncertainty principle and the work of Erwin Schrodinger.
  • It is completed.

    It is completed.
    I finish the script for my first feature film, Profondo Zombi, a zomedy. That is, a comedy about zombies.