The Biography of Amazing People: Jacob Sherman

By jsherman

  • Breath of Awesomeness

    I was born.

  • Great Flood in Southern Poland

    Does this mean something bad will happen to me?
  • Period: to

    Timespan of Excellence

  • Pokemon Comes out in English

    Pokemon Red and Blue come out for the first time in English. HEY PEOPLE! IT'S A BIG DEAL TO ME!

  • Adventure since the beginning

    I begin my long life with Whaley, my first stuffed animal.

  • 9-11 Terrorist Attacks

    Terrorist attacks on the Twin Towers

  • Advance to the future

    I get my new Gameboy Advance SP, my first video game console.

  • Space Shuttle Blows Up

    Space Shuttle Columbia blows up upon re entry.

  • M"Otto"ring towards the great beyond

    I got my first fish Otto. He survived for 3 weeks because he kept on jumping up in the air.

  • Seperation

    My mom and dad get divorced.
    (Date is an estimate, year is correct)

  • Awesome Birthday Vacation of Perfection

    I go on my best vacation (so far) to the Omaha Zoo.

  • Funeral in front of a Toilet

    My 2nd fish, named Flash due to his bright colors, died of overeating. Wait, is this a sign! Because if it is, I hate you god!

  • Pluto = Dwarf Planet

    Pluto is named a Dwarf Planet by NASA.

  • Hurricane Katrina

    Hurricane Katrina devastates the Southeast

  • Moving time Part 1

    I move into the new house. Where all of my cool sleepovers happened.

  • Yankees Mass Suicide after Loss

    Yankee fans commit suicide after Yankees lose a baseball game.

  • Michael Jackson Died

    Michael Jackson, King of Pop, died.

  • Besties forever with a twist

    I meet my best friend Zack.

  • War in Iraq Ends

    War in Iraq is officialy over

  • Haiti Earthquake

    5.2 scale earthquake destroys Haiti

  • Moving time, Part 2

    I move into my new house, where I plan to spend the rest of my school life (up to graduation of Kirkwood)