totally acurate timeline tht you shold usein ur assignment

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  • Bambi

    RKO Radio Pictures premieres the Disney film Bambi in the US at Radio City Music Hall in New York City.

  • VE Day

    Ol' Jerry finally threw in the towel.

  • UN Forms

    Yeah cause this went so well last time

  • d-d-d-d-d-d-drop the bomb

    'Murica drops an atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan. The Japs ain't havin' none of it and send a message "Come at me bro".

  • If at first you don't succeed, more bombs.

    Nagasaki cops a atom bomb on the chin and the Japs decide to back down.

  • VJ Day

    Took their bloody time

  • The beginning of the end

    Trump is born
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    Cold War

    'Murica and the Commies squared up for a while and then the Commies went broke so 'Murica wins

  • Declaration of Human Rights

    Wow who knew a declaration could cure poverty
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    'Rea

    The filthy commies invade South Korea and 'Murica comes in and kicks some ass but then China outa nowhere.

  • Turns out he's not immortal

    Josef Stalin dies
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    'Nam

    Basically the Korean War but longer, 'Murica didn't win and NAPALM.

  • America stages moon landing

    The American government, in a desperate attempt to win the Space-Race films a fake moon landing in the Arizona desert starring Matt Damon.

  • Fall o' da Wall

    Angry Germans with sledgehammers knocked down a big wall in the middle of Berlin.

  • 9/11

    Al Quaeda terrorists flew a plane into the World Trade Centre in New York.