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Bambi
RKO Radio Pictures premieres the Disney film Bambi in the US at Radio City Music Hall in New York City. -
VE Day
Ol' Jerry finally threw in the towel. -
UN Forms
Yeah cause this went so well last time -
d-d-d-d-d-d-drop the bomb
'Murica drops an atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan. The Japs ain't havin' none of it and send a message "Come at me bro". -
If at first you don't succeed, more bombs.
Nagasaki cops a atom bomb on the chin and the Japs decide to back down. -
VJ Day
Took their bloody time -
The beginning of the end
Trump is born -
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Cold War
'Murica and the Commies squared up for a while and then the Commies went broke so 'Murica wins -
Declaration of Human Rights
Wow who knew a declaration could cure poverty -
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'Rea
The filthy commies invade South Korea and 'Murica comes in and kicks some ass but then China outa nowhere. -
Turns out he's not immortal
Josef Stalin dies -
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'Nam
Basically the Korean War but longer, 'Murica didn't win and NAPALM. -
America stages moon landing
The American government, in a desperate attempt to win the Space-Race films a fake moon landing in the Arizona desert starring Matt Damon. -
Fall o' da Wall
Angry Germans with sledgehammers knocked down a big wall in the middle of Berlin. -
9/11
Al Quaeda terrorists flew a plane into the World Trade Centre in New York.