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Flashback
Once upon a time on a farm in Dark Horse Valley, an alpaca and a donkey met when they were only five years old. They became best friends. Even though they were poisoned by a psycho squirrel they will always be friends at heart. Rest In Peace Donkey and Alpaca. -
Still in the pyschiatrist office
They all began talking and Alpaca and Donkey soon befriended Squirrel. Suddenly Squirrel remembered about a Magical Easter Egg hunt he read about on the bathroom wall in a Texaco gas station. After bringing it up to his new friends they all decided to go on the hunt together. Even though it sounded a bit suspicious, Alpaca and Donkey didn’t really care. -
Seeing the Psychiatrist
Alpaca walked into the psychiatrist office and found Praying Mantis the Psychiatrist dead on the floor.He was brutally murdered with a spoon.And there was a pool of blood surrounding his body. It was quite gory. "Well nothing to do here anymore," Stated Alpaca. -
The Hunt Begins
So the first clue on the bathroom wall was, "Found around creepy clowns." So the trio headed towards the carnival. At the carnival Alpaca need to use the restroom so he headed towards the port-a-potty. In the port-a-potty he found the next egg covered in human and animal fecal matter. -
Sesame Street
On the egg, that was placed in the porta pottie toilet, was written, "Go to the Volcano of South Pickledonutia and find Elmo. Then bring him back to Sesame Street." When they arrived at Sesame Street and returned Elmo, almost immediatly, his head exploded in a cloud of confetti and evaporating brain juices. Where he once stood was an egg. -
The Egg Hint
This egg was different from the other egg. One quite noticable feature was that the egg was black. Instead of words there was a demonic symbol drawn on it with dried blood. So they researched it and it led them to a tunnel on the way to hell, which they found conveniently on google maps. -
Goofy Gobber's
The egg said, "Go find Patrick Star." So they headed to Bikini Bottom to find Patrick Star. In Bikini Bottom they stopped at Goofy Goober's for ice cream and saw Patrick Star. They noticed the next egg was in his butt crack. Alpaca sneakily stole the egg from Patrick and then they all ran out. -
Were a Kid can be a Kid
On the egg was written, "Were a kid can be a kid," so they went to Chuck E Cheese. At Chuck E Cheese they found the ball pin bypassing a kid throwing up. They could not resist the urge to dive in the pit. Miraculously,at the bottom of the ball pin they found an egg with a map taped to it. So they followed it. -
The End of the Hunt
The map led them to a field of bananas. Even though Alpaca had a fear of bananas he decided that it was time to overcome his fear and eat one. Together with his lifelong friend Donkey, they each ate a banana. Alpaca was so proud of himself and Donkey was proud of him too. -
The End
Suddenly Alpaca and Donkey dropped dead.Why you may ask? Because the bananas were poisoned. Squirrel, who was sitting quietly in the background, began laughing so hard because he knew that the field of bananas was poisoned. While he was laughing a fly flew into his mouth and he choked on it and died. -
Hell
On the way to hell they had to go into a tunnel. It was a dark, stinky, and mysterious tunnel. In the tunnel they were met with a dead end. The squirrel suggested that they draw the demonic symbol on the wall, and have donkey urinate on it. Squirrel then began chanting, "STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLY, HANDS UP AND TOUCH THE SKY!" Where the symbol was a vortex to hell then opened. They then Jedi battled Satan for the next egg. -
In the Psychiatrist Office
In the local psychiatrist waiting room, there was Alpaca, Donkey, and Squirrel. Alpaca and his life long friend Donkey had decided to go to the psychiatrist to solve their issues, Alpaca was scared of bananas. Donkey had a fear of nuts. Squirrel’s butt hurt and he hadn't yet realized that he was at the psychiatrist office and not the doctor’s office.
