Stuffie History of Andersca

  • Mar 1, 1240

    Pinnacle Civilization Starts to Collapse

  • Period: Mar 1, 1240 to Jun 30, 1255

    Old Andersc Age

  • Jun 1, 1243

    Amitie is Discovered

  • Aug 1, 1245

    Mass Migration from Pinnacle to Amitie

  • Sep 1, 1246

    Hannaopia is Discovered

  • Oct 1, 1247

    Rise of the Amitie-Hannaopia Civilization

  • Feb 1, 1251

    City-State of Bearstantinople is Founded

  • Jul 1, 1256

    First Stuffathon

  • Period: Jul 1, 1256 to Oct 1, 1265

    Middle Andersc Age

  • Sep 1, 1258

    Bearland is Founded

  • Nov 1, 1260

    Air Travel is developed

  • Mar 1, 1264

    Amitie Civilization Starts to Collapse

  • Apr 1, 1265

    Andersca is Discovered

  • May 1, 1266

    Mass Migration from Amitie to Andersca

  • May 1, 1266

    Toytanic sinks in the Stuffic Ocean

  • Period: Nov 2, 1266 to Nov 2, 1278

    Classical Andersc Age

  • Jun 1, 1267

    Midfloor and Topfloor are Colonized

  • Jul 1, 1268

    The Mesoterreans search for the legendary city in Groundfloor: El Stupado

  • Aug 1, 1269

    Groundfloor is Colonized

  • Sep 1, 1270

    Five New Countries are Founded

    Garajio, the Terrier Territories, Basementtopia, South Topfloor, and Parenttopia
  • Oct 1, 1271

    The Stuffa Carta

  • Nov 1, 1272

    Garajiope War

  • Dec 1, 1273

    New Kittis Territories are Founded

  • Feb 27, 1275

    Three Territories are Founded in Topfloor

    Samsroom, Bennettsroom, and Elliesroom
  • Mar 1, 1276

    The Mommifians and Daddites disappear

  • Apr 1, 1277

    Bearaissance

  • May 1, 1278

    The Chip is first used

  • Jun 1, 1279

    City of Stufftropolis is Founded

  • Period: Nov 1, 1279 to Mar 1, 1295

    Modern Andersc Age

  • Jul 1, 1280

    The Anderscan Islands are Discovered and Colonized

  • Aug 1, 1281

    Stonovan War in The Islands

  • Aug 1, 1281

    New Kitty Territories is claimed by Elliesroom

    Name Changed to Landingland
  • Sep 1, 1282

    Unio-Parentopio War in Topfloor

  • Sep 1, 1282

    Six Territories are Founded in The Islands

    Gardêne & the Grillagua Islands, Hoasé Islands, Moalschtrii Islands, Maalbokks & the Polazós Islands, Poarschcrete Islands, Lennox Islands
  • Sep 1, 1282

    Space Travel is developed

  • Oct 1, 1283

    United Rooms of Topfloor (URT) is Founded

  • Nov 1, 1284

    Thanksstuffing Day Terrorist Attacks

  • Dec 1, 1285

    Alien Egg

    an alien egg lands in stufftropolis. it is put in dr peanut's lab, and it hatches into Meebly
  • Jan 1, 1286

    Civil War in the Terrier Territories; Splits into Five

    Splits into Stuffxenbourg, Euterrea, Lesser Terrier Territories, Sofia, and Pudgican City
  • Feb 1, 1287

    Lesser Terrier Territories turns into Stuffoslovakia

    The main area of the Lesser Terrier Territories is moved to a small portion of the east border of Euterrea. This area is known as the Sophila Strip
  • Feb 1, 1287

    Two Countries are Founded in The Islands

    The Bearhamas and the Bearibbean
  • Mar 1, 1288

    First Stufflympics

  • Apr 1, 1289

    Eastertown is Founded

  • Apr 1, 1289

    Sissy War in Eastertown; Sissy City is Founded

  • Apr 1, 1289

    Ti Massacre in Stufftropolis

  • Apr 1, 1289

    The Bold War betwen Parenttopia and the URT

  • May 1, 1290

    Attica is Discovered

  • May 1, 1290

    Civil War in Basementopia; Splits into Three

    Splits into Basementina, New Eastertown, and Fëlona
  • May 1, 1290

    The Stuffocaust in the URT

    Hipper (called Hippler at the time) gains control of the nation and founds the Mazi Party, killing dozens of ellish stuffies
  • May 1, 1290

    The Chestnut Case

    Chestnut tried to kill courtney cowgirl
  • May 1, 1290

    The Landing Missle Crises

    Parenttopia sets up a missle in northwest landing and fires it at Pretty City.
  • May 1, 1290

    st. mustang is buried in his tomb

    he was buried because he died and sacrificed his life for another stuffie and his tomb was on Bearadise Island (now called St. Mustang Island) the tomb has still to be found
  • Jun 1, 1291

    Civil War in the URT; Splits into Two

    The United Rooms of Topfloor Splits into Two: Prettyland and the URT
  • Jun 1, 1291

    First Great Stufftropolis Fire

  • Jun 1, 1291

    Neutral War in Basementina

  • Jun 1, 1291

    Stuffonian Revolution, URT Splits into two

    Two: Central Landing Territories, Stuffonia
  • Jun 1, 1291

    SI Conflict

  • Jun 1, 1291

    Washo Earthquake in Washroom

  • Jun 1, 1291

    The Stuffiebuck is First Used

  • Jun 1, 1291

    Circus comes to Stufftropolis

  • Jun 1, 1292

    Second Stuffathon

    in port pudgeau
  • Jul 1, 1292

    Porcelain War in Midfloor

  • Jul 1, 1292

    Paradise Valley and Salty Harbor are Founded

  • Jul 1, 1292

    First Tour de Stuffe

  • Jul 1, 1292

    Hurricane David hits Stufftropolis

  • Jul 1, 1292

    First Anderscan Stuffoids in Space

  • Aug 1, 1293

    Frontiertown is Founded

  • Aug 1, 1293

    Great War Starts in Topfloor

  • Aug 1, 1293

    Central Landing Territories is claimed by Parenttopia

  • Aug 1, 1293

    Second Great Stufftropolis Fire

  • Aug 1, 1293

    Grand Canal built in Stuffonia

  • Aug 1, 1293

    Stuffstralia is Founded

  • Aug 1, 1293

    Stuffonesia is Founded

  • Aug 1, 1293

    Grand Lake Dries Up

    Grand Lake in Boysroom dries up because of bombs, turns into Grand Salt Flats
  • Aug 1, 1293

    St. Bearemy is Founded in Stuffstralia

  • Aug 1, 1293

    Frontiertown is abandoned

  • Aug 1, 1293

    modern Frontiertown is founded

    also founded were frontiertown, new stufftropolis, and imperial city
  • Aug 1, 1293

    the diamond rush in frontiertown

  • Sep 1, 1294

    Parenttopia Drops Stufftomic Bomb on Stufftropolis

    renames it Fort Parentsworth
  • Sep 1, 1294

    Parenttopia Turns into Dultstani Empire

  • Sep 1, 1294

    Dultstani Empire claims Washroom, Boysroom, Playroom, and Kidsbath

  • Sep 1, 1294

    Lesser Terrier Territories claims more land

    It splits Euterrea in half
  • Sep 1, 1294

    Samueian Revolutionary War

  • Sep 1, 1294

    Samueia is Founded

  • Sep 1, 1294

    North and South Euterrea are founded

  • Sep 1, 1294

    Hurricane Fluffy hits Stufftropolis

  • Sep 1, 1294

    President Pooh is almost impeached

    Ellish and Bennettic forces come together in Stuffstralia to form the Stuffstralian Reformation Party and try to impeach President Pooh
  • Sep 1, 1294

    The Spots Case in St. Bearemy

    Spots made the pelican tunnel explode and injured dozens in St. Bearemy's pelican district
  • Sep 1, 1294

    The Furry Compromise in St. Bearemy

  • Sep 1, 1294

    the united stuffling secret agency is founded

    by stufflings all over stuffstralia it's purpose was to protect stuffies everywhere by uniting stufflings to take undercover control of andersca
  • Oct 1, 1295

    The Schneigger Landslide just north of St. Bearemy

  • Oct 1, 1295

    Destructotron Takes over St. Bearemy, renaming it Destructotron City for the day

  • Oct 1, 1295

    The Frettysburg Address in St. Bearemy; President Pooh resigns

  • Period: Nov 1, 1295 to Mar 1, 1302

    Semifuturistic Andersc Age

  • Jan 1, 1296

    Nova Benetia is founded

  • Feb 1, 1296

    Trination is founded

    Belosavia, Furringtowne, and St. Bittywood make the Treaty of Trination and form one country
  • Mar 1, 1296

    the United Stuffling Secret Agency is destroyed

    they saved the citizens of st. bearemy (remaining secretive) but was destroyed by the flood
  • Nov 1, 1296

    A Series of Apoctolyptic Events all over Andersca

    The Great Tsunami of Garajio; the Central Topfloor Jumbo-Quake (37.4); Mount Infern erupts in North Euterrea
  • Nov 1, 1296

    Samus gather in St. Bearemy and construct a massive ark

  • Nov 1, 1296

    The Great Flood of Andersca destroys all of andersca, just sparing a few stuffies in about five arks

    the four polar rings around the four regions start to melt, raising sea levels everywhere. at one point, all of andersca is underwater. slowly the flood resides, leaving a different terrain and environment.
  • Nov 1, 1296

    the Lost City is founded and disinigrated

  • Nov 1, 1296

    the bio-robot Doll-e cleans up the former St. Bearemy area

  • Nov 1, 1296

    the first stuffstralian election is cancelled

  • Nov 1, 1296

    Sambourg and Belosavia

  • Nov 1, 1296

    the first spikieitist colony is founded in Belosavia

    named old morsaw spikieitist colony
  • Nov 1, 1296

    The Warpaw Wall

    parenttopians take control of the area and split warpaw in half; east warpaw and west warpaw. they also take control of neutralia.
  • Jan 1, 1297

    Ellund is founded

  • Jan 1, 1297

    Esamua secedes from trination

  • Jan 1, 1297

    Samus start celebrating Samburnalia

  • Jan 1, 1297

    Parence is founded

  • Feb 1, 1297

    Sauckland is founded

  • Dec 1, 1297

    The Party War

  • Dec 1, 1297

    Furringtowne and St. Bittywood are founded

    called Tricity. they are founded in the Trination Confederation
  • Dec 1, 1297

    Belosavia turns into the Trination Confederation

  • Dec 1, 1297

    The Race to the Sky

    in tricity, furrington, new pretty city and samberg are competing for the tallest skyscraper
  • Dec 1, 1297

    Hipper's War

    furrington arrests hipper pucenose for leaving a underwear on the mall floor, and samberg is enraged. they both declare war, and no one wins.
  • Dec 1, 1297

    The Worldwide Stuffie Census Project (WSCP)

  • Dec 1, 1297

    Prince Kringle Furry is born

    known as the Fifteenth Prince/the Last Furry/the Final Prince, Kringle is thought to be the last royal member of the furry family
  • Dec 1, 1297

    an evil robot is created in furrington

    it shoots bombs and almost kills the other cities
  • Dec 1, 1297

    Great Blackout

    a power failure just south of New Pretty City
    causes the entire Western Seaboard of Groundfloor
    to go into a blackout
  • Dec 1, 1297

    Furrington Fire

  • Dec 1, 1297

    The Mona Kringle is painted

  • Jan 1, 1298

    Mt. Stuffmore is Constructed

  • Jan 1, 1298

    Trination splits into Furria and the Bitswana

  • Jan 1, 1298

    Lafstok is founded

  • Jan 1, 1298

    The West Deltine Purchase

    esamua purchases land from parence
  • Feb 1, 1299

    West Midfloor is founded

  • Feb 1, 1299

    Esamua claims parts of Attica

  • Feb 1, 1299

    Cornflake wins the spelling bee

  • Feb 1, 1299

    The Blizzard of the Toycentury

  • Feb 1, 1299

    Kringle is dubbed a saint by King Majesty III

  • Feb 1, 1299

    The Great Land Grab

    Esamua, Furria, and Bittswana create massive empires in a spontaneous land grab around the continent
  • Feb 1, 1299

    Zalto the Sled Zhu

    zalto and his sled zhu team bring quackley home to his family in a continent-wide blizzard
  • Feb 1, 1299

    The Great Spidelet Invasion

    the invasive species, giant spidelets, take over the tricity area, forcing residents to move out of groundfloor
  • Feb 1, 1299

    The first semiannual leaders of the world convention is held in northern midfloor

  • Feb 1, 1299

    The Race to Attica

    Many countries race to new fronteirs in Attica, trying to claim the title First Countries in Attica
  • Feb 1, 1299

    First Stuffie in Attica

    Pooh Pucenose
  • Feb 1, 1299

    Esamua Establishes the first permanent colony in Attica

    Chik MacFilet of Sambourg
    and Prunepo Grimandero live there
  • Feb 1, 1299

    Esamua colonizes southeast midfloor

  • Feb 1, 1299

    Kringle (Mr. Adorable) wins the cuteness contest

  • Feb 1, 1299

    the Treaty of Furnatia

    furria and esamua make a treaty about a piece of land in the horn of groundfloor called furnatia, that is owned partially by furria and partially by esamua
  • Feb 1, 1299

    Stuffampton is founded

  • Feb 1, 1299

    Pugglevale is founded

  • Mar 1, 1299

    St. Sandy arrives

    after over forty toyyears sailing through the ocean to find her parents, st. sandy lands in andersca and reunites with st. mumma and st. angus
  • Mar 1, 1300

    tricity is abandoned

  • Mar 1, 1300

    Stuffies flock to topfloor

    stuffies are forced to sleep on the streets due to lack of homes. cities such as stuffampton, benice, and DivinaValley are suddenly overpopulated overnight
  • Mar 1, 1300

    stuffampton becomes the capital of Esamua

  • Mar 1, 1300

    the cobbletowne bridge gets a makeover

  • Mar 1, 1300

    flipper makes the flipper boogie

  • Mar 1, 1300

    the attican astronauts return from attica

    they landed in stuffampton
  • Mar 1, 1300

    The two royal paintings are painted

    king majesty's portrait
    and queen kari's
  • Mar 1, 1300

    the kingsbury palace is completed

  • Mar 1, 1300

    the Great Acid Rainstorm of 1300

  • Mar 1, 1300

    The Benice Riots

    citizens riot through the city, due to king milo's and princess moony's injuries.
  • Mar 1, 1300

    hipper's avalanche

  • Mar 1, 1300

    The Wish Fairy comes to andersca

  • Mar 1, 1300

    the new Kingsbury Palace is constructed

  • Mar 1, 1300

    the mona kringle is re-found

  • Mar 1, 1300

    Abearnathy Earthquake

    and earthquake strikes just north of stuffampton, measuring 5.8
  • Mar 1, 1300

    CamCam becomes a global sensation

  • Mar 1, 1300

    Super Turd receives the key to the city

    the city of stuffampton
  • Mar 1, 1300

    Regalmont becomes the capital of esamua

  • Mar 1, 1300

    St. Teddy arrives in topfloor

  • Mar 1, 1300

    The Elland Nuclear Power Plant is unveiled by Queen Halo

  • Mar 1, 1300

    The Great Nuclear Radiation Cloud of 1300

  • Mar 1, 1300

    Giganto and elmer court case

    giganto is charged for creating an environmental disaster; elmer is charged for hurting king milo after his accident in the rainstorm
  • Mar 1, 1300

    Hipper almost dies again

  • Mar 1, 1300

    hipper kidnaps lots of stuffies

  • Mar 1, 1300

    The Fluffy Plague (Death) sweeps topfloor

    it starts in stuffampton, traveling west via squeakerz and north via skippy the fluffy plague starts out with coughing and wheezing, then fever and vomiting, then fluffy spots fluff out of your body
  • Mar 1, 1300

    the toyyear 1300 time capsule is buried

    it was buried under the st. christofur plateau in esamua, not to be opened until toyyear 1312
  • Mar 1, 1300

    Giganto destroys the new nuclear power plant

    she destroys the plant right after the unveiling (she wanted to eat green pudding) a flood of green nuclear waste covers elland. survivors gather on St. Divina Plateau (while giganto swims in and eats the waste). a huge cloud of radiation forms above the area, and heads northeast, following the jet stream. acid rain develops in the cloud and hits sainte-mumma, benice, new walrus city, and stuffampton. Nuclear radiation covers the continent, trapping stuffies in their homes for toyweeks.
  • Apr 1, 1301

    the fluffy plague ends

  • Apr 1, 1301

    Esamuan outlaws capture and trade Ellish and Benetian slaves

    known as the Ellish Slave Trade Buck Snortleson, a member of the stuffampton Gory Gang, kidnapped many ells from elland and sold them via black market to benetians and other samus
  • Apr 1, 1301

    Hippenburg Zeppelin Disaster

    hipper built a blimp and it exploded
  • Apr 1, 1301

    another failed search for St. Mustang's tomb

  • Apr 1, 1301

    Twilight the prophet prphecizes the arrival of the eminent one

    the book of twilight is written
  • Apr 1, 1301

    Prince Majesty "monkey joe" announces royal marriage

    he met maggie in school when he was going undercover
  • Apr 1, 1301

    anderscans are visited by pagyptian aliens

    the pagyptian aliens are humpty and tigi, humpty is jonan, tigi is noan
  • Apr 1, 1301

    nova benetia becomes part of furria

  • Apr 1, 1301

    the Royal Tower in Benice, Furria collapses due to poor construction

  • Apr 1, 1301

    The 1301 Stuffampton Riots

    ells riot in the streets of stuffampton because they are treated unfairly by the Samu majority population, causing small fires across the city
  • Apr 1, 1301

    Furrian Princess Tabby Announces Royal Marriage

  • Apr 1, 1301

    prince kringle furry of furria dies

    of unknown cause
  • Apr 1, 1301

    Ringer attracts scores of tourists

    ringer is big, it's ten times the size of giganto, and he has to live in abearica in a new town called Ringer City and there's a musical about it: 'we got trouble, right here in Ringer City, it starts with H and rhymes with 'dim' it stands for HIM! [points to ringer]' a hotel called ringer city resort hotel is opened and it's a shabby motel thing with a hole in the wall the bangladultese government wants to kill ringer, so he is turned into a living wildlife preserve by esamua
  • Apr 1, 1301

    magnitude 7.5 earthquake near ringer city

  • Apr 1, 1301

    explorers visit pagypt for the first time

    pooh pucenose, nut nuttingham, matilda bananomanoman, and sophie pudgago pooh pucenose and humpty share the first andersc-pagyptian pawshake
  • Apr 1, 1301

    Prince Majesty "Monkey Joe" goes undercover in the city

    by the name of Brownie Bearsmith because his dad wants him to know how commoners live
  • May 1, 1302

    Stuffampton is rebuilt

    into New Samsterdam
  • May 1, 1302

    the bloodstain hot air baloon incident

    bloodstain barkson wants to be the second successful hot air baloon pilot, but it gets caught on a storm cloud. eventually she came down safely
  • May 1, 1302

    the 1302 cutsie awards

    angus is the judge. bloodstain comes in first place, caramel huahua is second, and tiny wuffy bearhart in third
  • May 1, 1302

    fudg'e death sentence

    guillotine. fudge secretly switched himself with a manakin, so he really didn't die. but when it was discovered, he was put in jail.
  • May 1, 1302

    teddy world is shut down

  • May 1, 1302

    Oil is discovered underneath what used to be sambourg

    an oil refinery is made and the new town is called oilville
  • May 1, 1302

    grand opening of teddy world

    the opening was scheduled to be built in east abearican esamua in 1298 but it was postponed due to the giant spidelet attacks now they built it along the abearican esamuan west coast, where furringtowne used to be
  • May 1, 1302

    Perry Perry Quite Contrary Case in Elland

    Perry meets Rosemary "Mary" and wants to get married, and perry even bought her a mansion but he taught her son, Acorn, how to fly but he just fell and twisted his wing and so they went to Elland Supreme Court
  • May 1, 1302

    Puggle's Flood destroys Stuffampton

    snow buildup in the pugerra pugvada mountains; puggle creek overflows and floods the city 50 paws in some places.
  • May 1, 1302

    Al-Flaeda starts the Esamuo-Furro War

    hipper is accused of trying to kill li'l pellerz so Pelly, the leader of the terrorist group Al-Flaeda, declares war on Esamua
  • May 1, 1302

    Prince Monkey Joe decides not to marry Maggie Bananomanoman

  • May 1, 1302

    First Successful stuffie hot air balloon ride

    awana beanbum flew the first successful hot air baloon ride. It was on the Awana One.
  • May 1, 1302

    fudge captures milo and bitty

    he hangs them in a cage above a lake so they can 'sleep with the fishlets' he didn't succeed. he trapped them so esamua could own furria and elland
  • May 1, 1302

    dawnald is kidnapped

    by the benetians, cause they hate him
  • May 1, 1302

    Battle at New Samsterdam

    Benetians attack spontaneously new samsterdam, causing a battle, the samus win
  • May 1, 1302

    the Battle of Landingland

    the samus want to take over elland, so they start a battle with the ells. the benetians get involved. the samus take king milo hostage. eventually, the benetians and ells defeat the samus. after the battle, scores of stuffies of every culture flock to furria which has one of the only standing hospitals
  • Jun 1, 1303

    hipper's bomb

    hipper secretly put a bomb in the stuffathon stadium and exploded it, but noone really noticed
  • Jun 1, 1303

    dr. peanut's teleporter

    doctor peanut made a teleporter and emerald got in, but it went horribly wrong and emerald was teleported somewhere and now they're looking for him
  • Jun 1, 1303

    antiqua uniqua kidnaps skippy

  • Jun 1, 1303

    Zhutopia avalanche

  • Jun 1, 1303

    The Westbridge Airport opens in New Samsterdam

  • Jun 1, 1303

    the 1303 summer stuffathon

    it's in sauckland. mister diggerz won, but turdsley almost won
  • Jun 1, 1303

    the rotten apple's create a hypnogun

    the rotten apple's is a gang made of hipper, grouch, chestnut, chipper, tuna, lil johnny joe, and more
    they built a hypnogun satellite that was supposed to launch into space and hypnotise everyone in furria to be on their side, but it didn't work and it crashlanded. bitty baby saw them building it, so they put the amnesia helmet on her and she forgot
  • Jun 1, 1303

    the westbridge airport is temporarily closed

    a giant spidelet is discovered on the runway and it is closed for a toyweek
  • Jun 1, 1303

    hopsy wins the beauty pageant

    she becomes miss andersca
  • Jun 1, 1303

    tabby marries snowball

  • Jun 1, 1303

    the furry mansion is completed

    construction was started in 1302. it was a git from the samus to the benetians
  • Jun 1, 1303

    buggo is crucified

    buggo the jonite is crucified on the cross. howl the jonite clls his andersc wife queeny an it spreads
  • Jun 1, 1303

    Marbaduke Flood

  • Jun 1, 1303

    Zhutopia opens

  • Jul 1, 1304

    the markettown bridge is constructed

  • Jul 1, 1304

    King majesty marries cashew

  • Jul 1, 1304

    prince kingtobe is born to cashew and majesty

    cashew keeps kingtobe a secret
  • Jul 1, 1304

    Ringer City Stadium is built

  • Jul 1, 1304

    Evan evil's first scheme

    evan kidnapped tabby and demanded that megahorn gives him the code to the furry vault, but megahorn found tabby just in time
  • Aug 1, 1305

    Zhu contest

    frostbite wins
  • Aug 1, 1305

    the uglydoll family arrives

  • Aug 1, 1305

    stuffbook is made

    by entrepreneur elmer sesame
  • Aug 1, 1305

    Hurricane Zhupo

  • Aug 1, 1305

    Jolly returns!

    after being lost for years and being declared dead, former SNORTY AND THE GANG co-star Jolly O'Cloverdimples has been found in the mountains of Abearica.
  • Aug 1, 1305

    the race for the cure

    one hundred stuffies gather in new samsterdam and race to cure butternut's disease (ripititis)
  • Aug 1, 1305

    Lafstok Earthquake

    magnitude 9.3 and aftershock 7.5 shook the central region of translandia. the earthquake's epicenter was west of hunchdorf, furria. it was felt as far east as benice, as far south as lake kingsbury, as far west as hamperswood, and as far north as central bangladult
  • Sep 1, 1306

    Royal Avanlanche

    an avalanche falls on the furry mansion
  • Oct 1, 1307

    Spotz Harpingsquire is burned alive

    he was on vacation with his family to an active Ellandesia volcano, but he fell in the caldera and his family left him behind. they didn't notice he was gone until it was too late.
    he was burnt. he might become dead, but his father, Sealbo, ordered a special cloning of him so there won't be a difference.
  • Oct 1, 1307

    "Just in time to die" gameshow starts and is cancelled

  • Oct 1, 1307

    Furry vs. Barkson case

    mister diggerz is injured because of gameshow "just in time to die." case is held in superior court and diggerz wins
  • Oct 1, 1307

    New Samsterdam is permanently evacuated

    the city is destroyed because of Kingtobe and his bomb testing the entire population of samus flock to Elland, the nearest refuge.
  • Oct 1, 1307

    esamua's tenth anniversary

  • Oct 1, 1307

    Abandoned pre-flood satellite EDNA crashes to the ground

    EDNA, an abandoned Dulton satellite used before the Great Flood was expected to crash-land into Andersca as late as 1320, but an unexected change in atmospheric air pressure and wind patterns sent it hurtling toward Terrea 13 years early. The 20-ton satellite exploded into a remote part of southern Ellandesia. No one was hurt.
  • Oct 1, 1307

    First successful stuffie clone

    Spotz is cloned to make another spotz
  • Oct 1, 1307

    Majesty is impeached; Kingtobe replaces him

    Majesty's plan to take over the world (Phase 1: kidnap all of the magical people in the world, Phase 2: use their powers to take over the world, mainly by destroying cities, phase 3: enslave the entire population in a new eutopia) is caught in its early stages when two fairies are discovered in the abandoned airport. He is impeached by the Samus and thrown in jail for life. His son, Kingtobe, is crowned king. Kingtobe's half-brother, Monkey Joe, is outraged, since he was there first!!!
  • Nov 1, 1308

    Furria and Esamua merge to become the Furrian Empire

  • Nov 1, 1308

    Samu Dark Ages

    samus are forced out of their country by kingtobe
  • Nov 1, 1308

    majesty kidnaps all of the magic people and almost takes over the world

  • Nov 1, 1308

    The Samu Dark Age ends

    majesty, kingtobe, and monkey joe are imprisoned and Kari flees to Elland
  • Jan 1, 1310

    Winter Stuffathon 1310

    kingtobe wins
  • Jan 1, 1310

    Ryan is turned into a hipple laptop

    Ryan fell into the Hipple factory melder and he was transformed into a Hipple laptop. Mopsy searched for months, and finally she saw in the news that Fluffy Wuffy had bought it at a Hipple store in Elland, so Mopsy stole it and saw three witch doctors, but only the third, Schnauzette, knew how to break the curse. By pressing Control+Alt+Delete, Ryan popped out of the disc compartment. Schnauzette kept the laptop.
  • Mar 1, 1312

    Central Midfloor floods

  • Apr 1, 1313

    Judge Mia destroys the economy of Samutropolis-Yonkers

    the show monopolizes the industry, causing Yonkers to spiral into poverty. water, electricity, and communications are cut off. The richer class and poor class separate themselves into penthouses and streets. Roving gangs terrorize the city. a rehabilitation project is a failure, and many samus flock to Furringtowne