My Life

By bpkeefe
  • Born into the world

    Barry was born to Alison and Kevin Keefe at Colombia Hospital in Milwaukee on July 6th, 1991
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    My Life

  • First Day of School

    Barry Starts Kindergarden at Hartford Elementary
  • The Bully Mob

    Barry organizes the bullys at school to synchronize their extortion efforts so that they can all profit more and equally
  • Sand Eating

    On a field trip to Lake Park, Barry makes classmate Dylan eat wet sand, an act for which he is never punished.
  • The Epiphany

    Barry begins middle school trying to establish himself as head bully, as he was in elementary school, only to realize that he is no longer top dog in his new surroundings. Barry renounces his past life as a playground extortionist and begins to seek the path to moral and spiritual perfection through his love of basketball.
  • Bucks Trade Ray Allen

    The Milwaukee Bucks inexplicably trade Ray Allen to the Seattle Supersonics for Gary Payton, beggining an 11 year slide into obscurity.
  • Middle School City Title

    Barry leads the Lincoln Griffins to the Middle School Basketball City Title, Scoring 29 points, grabbing 17 rebounds, and dishing 8 assists
  • Renouncing the Game

    Barry decides he has accomplished all he can in Basketball, and gives up that life to begin his education in Theatre at Milwaukee High School of the Arts.
  • High School Graduation

    Barry graduates from Milwaukee High School of the Arts. He seemingly has everything--a super hot girlfriend, a fake ID, and admission into his neighborhood university UWM. But he feels something is missing. He's just not sure what that is yet.
  • South America: The Second Epiphany

    Barry leaves for South America with a friend to try and figure out what he's missing. While he enjoys the scenery, he still is having trouble determining what it is his soul needs. Until one night, whilst walking the town of Vicuña in the Chilean desert he comes across the local school's basketball practice. Barry realizes he has not played in months, and asks to join the practice. Like riding a bike, he puts on a show for the locals and realizes what he's been missing is the game he loved.
  • Meanwhile

    Meanwhile the Bucks, although having traded for Warriors' star shooting guard Monta Ellis miss the playoffs for the 6th time in 9 years since trading Ray Allen. They too are in need of something.
  • New Begginings for the Bucks

    The Bucks draft Jabari Parker with the second overall pick in the NBA Draft, a sign that, along with the sale of the team to billionares Marc Lasry and Wes Edens, the franchise is destined to win a championship in the near future.
  • The Montage

    Barry graduates from UWM with degrees in Journalism and History. Since returning from South America he has been training for his basketball destiny rigerously in addition to his studies.
  • Charros

    Barry leaves the U.S. to go play minor league basketball in Mexico for the Charros of Jalisco.
  • Charros Champions

    Barry leads the Charros to the Mexican Minor League Basketball Championship, averaging 37pts, 13 rbs, 7 assts, and 2 blocks and steals a piece throughout the season. Scouts from the NBA begin to take notice.
  • Bucks Bounced

    The Bucks lose to the Cleveland Cavaliers in the second round of the playoffs. While the loss hurts, the team has shocked the league by making it this far this early, and seems poised to make a run at the Eastern Conference Championship next season as they move into their new, state-of-the-art arena on Wisconsin Avenue.
  • Bucks Surging

    With the star studded trio of Giannes Antetonkounmpo, Jabari Parker, and Khris Middleton, the Bucks have dominate the league throughout the 2017-18 Season. They're everbody's favorite to win the title. But Khris Middleton goes down with a nasty leg injury late in the regular season, and the Bucks have to come to grips with the fact that they will be without his perimeter shooting for the playoffs.
  • Barry Signs with Bucks

    The Bucks lose their first 2 playoff games badly. Mangement realizes they're in desperate need of the outside shooting lost with the injury to Middleton. Desperate times require desperate measures. Rather than look to NBA vets, GM John Hammond follows the advice of one of his scouts and signs Barry to a ten-day contract to provide the team with his rumored to be perfect outside shooting. The Charros season over, Barry can sign the contract and fulfill his lifelong dream of playing for the Bucks
  • Barry Lifts Bucks to the Title

    Barry averages 5 three pointers a game and lifts the Bucks to their first NBA Title in 47 years, outplaying Andrew Wiggins and the Minnesota Timberwolves in seven games with the final win at home in the new WE Energies Arena on Wisconsin Avenue. The crowd carries Barry down Wisconsin Avenue all the way to the Summerfest grounds where there is a celebration party already underway featuring Kool & the Gang. The city goes on to build a statue of Barry where the Gold Fanz used to be.