My attention span

By Mitchneli

  • Walk into class

    I walk into class and sign in

  • Pay attention for 10 minutes

    Look at the notes see they are posted online

  • Look at phone

    Check my phone and get side tracked for 30 minutes

  • Chirp Caelans Mom

    Make a mom joke to Caelan, watch him get angry, make more mom jokes until he leaves me alone

  • Pay attention

    Focus on class for about 4 more minutes

  • Question life

    Why am I here. Is life real? Do humans even exist?

  • Eat

    Kill time by going to the canteen... get some soup and wonder why they only have 3 choices

  • Pay attention

    Oh class is over.

  • Go home

    Get in my car and drive home