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Birth
It's all downhill from here -
Moved to a new house
Moved from my childhood home to a new house in Broken Arrow -
Started 1st Grade
Started going to Boevers Elementary even though Peters Elementary was closer and where all my neighborhood friends went. Still, Boevers was nice. -
Started 6th grade
Moved up to middle school. I started wearing my glasses and thought everyone would notice and laugh at me. -
7th Grade was rough
Being 13 is very difficult for everyone. -
Evan moved out
Brother graduated high school and moved out to go to college, leaving me as the only kid at home -
Got my first job
Started lifeguarding -
Started Working for QT
Started working at QuikTrip -
Eagle Scout
I earned the rank of Eagle Scout -
Got my driver's license
Got my license and the freedom that comes with having a car -
Graduated High School
Finished high school -
Started college at TCC
Began going to community college -
Got dumped
Heather sucked and was not cool -
Got LASIK
Reshaped my corneas with lasers and had Courtney come take care of me -
Got my Associate's Degree
Pretty useless if I'm being honest -
Moved to Norman
Moved to Norman to start going to OU -
Turned 21
Had an eventful birthday in a brand new town -
Flunked out of OU
It became apparent to me that I should not and could not continue taking classes at OU -
Started working for Midland Mortgage
Got a shitty desk job because Ben worked there and had an in. -
Move to OKC
Move from Norman to OKC to be closer to work -
Move to Woodland Hills
Presley sucked and was not cool -
Began dating Kelin
Met her on Halloween. Started dating like a month later -
Started going back to college
Enrolled at UCO -
Fired from Midland
Clock out for your lunches on time, folks -
Started working at Sprouts
Any job was better than no job -
Adopted Tonks
Love that stinky little dog -
Started working for REI
Quit Sprouts and got in on the ground floor at REI to open OK's first store -
Covid Lockdown and Furlough
The best eight weeks of my life -
Back to work from furlough
Had to go back to work and deal with schedules and customers and pandemics and bosses, instead of playing Pokemon Go, hanging out with my girlfriend, walking my dog, and getting extra unemployment money. It's been over a year and I'm still mad about this. -
Got dumped, again
Kelin wasn't feeling it anymore. -
Got vaccinated
Gateway to returning to a normal society again. Kinda. Except that like, the planet is on fire and the 9 people with all of the planet's money want to build rockets and oppress workers instead of, you know, fixing anything. -
Graduate, hopefully
Finish my bachelor's degree and go on to be a 30 year old man child who works part time in retail making $13/hr.