Giant prop glasses

Life

By foxus5000

  • Birth

    It's all downhill from here

  • Moved to a new house

    Moved from my childhood home to a new house in Broken Arrow

  • Started 1st Grade

    Started going to Boevers Elementary even though Peters Elementary was closer and where all my neighborhood friends went. Still, Boevers was nice.

  • Started 6th grade

    Moved up to middle school. I started wearing my glasses and thought everyone would notice and laugh at me.

  • 7th Grade was rough

    Being 13 is very difficult for everyone.

  • Evan moved out

    Brother graduated high school and moved out to go to college, leaving me as the only kid at home

  • Got my first job

    Started lifeguarding

  • Started Working for QT

    Started working at QuikTrip

  • Eagle Scout

    I earned the rank of Eagle Scout

  • Got my driver's license

    Got my license and the freedom that comes with having a car

  • Graduated High School

    Finished high school

  • Started college at TCC

    Began going to community college

  • Got dumped

    Heather sucked and was not cool

  • Got LASIK

    Reshaped my corneas with lasers and had Courtney come take care of me

  • Got my Associate's Degree

    Pretty useless if I'm being honest

  • Moved to Norman

    Moved to Norman to start going to OU

  • Turned 21

    Had an eventful birthday in a brand new town

  • Flunked out of OU

    It became apparent to me that I should not and could not continue taking classes at OU

  • Started working for Midland Mortgage

    Got a shitty desk job because Ben worked there and had an in.

  • Move to OKC

    Move from Norman to OKC to be closer to work

  • Move to Woodland Hills

    Presley sucked and was not cool

  • Began dating Kelin

    Met her on Halloween. Started dating like a month later

  • Started going back to college

    Enrolled at UCO

  • Fired from Midland

    Clock out for your lunches on time, folks

  • Started working at Sprouts

    Any job was better than no job

  • Adopted Tonks

    Love that stinky little dog

  • Started working for REI

    Quit Sprouts and got in on the ground floor at REI to open OK's first store

  • Covid Lockdown and Furlough

    The best eight weeks of my life

  • Back to work from furlough

    Had to go back to work and deal with schedules and customers and pandemics and bosses, instead of playing Pokemon Go, hanging out with my girlfriend, walking my dog, and getting extra unemployment money. It's been over a year and I'm still mad about this.

  • Got dumped, again

    Kelin wasn't feeling it anymore.

  • Got vaccinated

    Gateway to returning to a normal society again. Kinda. Except that like, the planet is on fire and the 9 people with all of the planet's money want to build rockets and oppress workers instead of, you know, fixing anything.

  • Graduate, hopefully

    Finish my bachelor's degree and go on to be a 30 year old man child who works part time in retail making $13/hr.