Funny timeline

By garrettangelsammy
  • Germany attempts to take over Namibia.

    Germany attempts to take over Namibia.

    Their plan to take pver Namibia is to ask nicely and be polite about it.
  • Germany fails

    Germany fails

    They fail due to most people getting eat by lions before they could get to Namibia.
  • Germany offers hugs to non soilders.

    Germany offers hugs to non soilders.

    To increase numbers of soliders Germany offers free hugs for all new recruits.
  • Germany trys again.

    Germany trys again.

    Germany trys again they use the same plan but they hope they wont meet any lions this time.
  • Germany fails again :(

    Germany fails again :(

    Germany fails before getting to Nambia again but this time due to a freak elephant accident.
  • Germany tries one more time.

    Germany tries one more time.

    There are no animal accidents so they make it to Namibia and go with thier plan by being polite and it works they hand over rights to the country.
  • They make camps for people

    They make camps for people

    They do fun activites like hicking, fishing, and just chilling
  • They have a facial hair competion.

    They have a facial hair competion.

    The winner was gvien rights to all of the country's land and resources. Changes country's name to Mustache Land.
  • The country in a whole is sold to South Africa.

    The country in a whole is sold to South Africa.

    The leader of Mustache Land decides that what evrybody needs is mustaches combs. So he sells the whole country to South Africa for $4,000 dollars which is enough money to mustache combs for all.