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Declaration of independence
We wrote a paper telling Britain that we were no longer a pert of them. It made America AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
Revolutionary war
The war that made America free from Great Britain. Basicaly it was the most important war in the universe besides the time war! -
Ratification of Constitution
America has a constitution now. We can make laws and we have guidelines for the rest of them. Basicaly the most important document in the Universe besides the treaty between Daleks and time lords. Oh wait that doesnt exist! -
Louisiana Purchase
828000000 acres of land. America could expand westward! Basically the most important discovery since the sonic screwdriver. -
war of 1812
A war that settled what the revolution couldnt. We won, were just aawesome like that. Basicaly it was the least important war since... well it is the least important war ever. -
Indian removal act
American exhiled the Indians to Oklahoma to be out of the way for construction. They were later moved to more locations. It was like how the time lords locked all of the daleks in a box. -
Seneca Falls women's rights convention
Women gathered round to own men -
California Gold Rush
Miller found gold. People came to get it. -
Comprimise of 1850
No slavery above 36 30 line -
Mexican American war
America wanted to get the land in what is now texas. We went doown there, kicked butt, and got what we wanted. Pretty much an average day.
