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We wrote a paper telling Britain that we were no longer a pert of them. It made America AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The war that made America free from Great Britain. Basicaly it was the most important war in the universe besides the time war!
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America has a constitution now. We can make laws and we have guidelines for the rest of them. Basicaly the most important document in the Universe besides the treaty between Daleks and time lords. Oh wait that doesnt exist!
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828000000 acres of land. America could expand westward! Basically the most important discovery since the sonic screwdriver.
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A war that settled what the revolution couldnt. We won, were just aawesome like that. Basicaly it was the least important war since... well it is the least important war ever.
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American exhiled the Indians to Oklahoma to be out of the way for construction. They were later moved to more locations. It was like how the time lords locked all of the daleks in a box.
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Women gathered round to own men
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Miller found gold. People came to get it.
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No slavery above 36 30 line
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America wanted to get the land in what is now texas. We went doown there, kicked butt, and got what we wanted. Pretty much an average day.
