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  Russian man was found not doing well at CS:GO. "We have never seen a filthy casual among the Russian people, we have banished him from our lands" - Vladimir "The Reelz Gangsta" Putin
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  Great Ser Burns of Nixa discovered the HTML codez and the CSS conundrum. The Theory of Javascript was still being hypothesized.
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  Crabs have finally evolved, causing distress among the population
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  sizzle sizzle
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  most likely recovering from the burns
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  Harambe from the Cincinnati Zoo was shot and killed.
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  "When Call of Duty gameplay changes" - Gabe Newell Most journalists are saying this confirms that Half Life Three will never come out
