Emoemu

Hammurabi's Harambe's Code of Laws

  • Period: 122 to

    First NonRussian Russian Found

    Russian man was found not doing well at CS:GO. "We have never seen a filthy casual among the Russian people, we have banished him from our lands" - Vladimir "The Reelz Gangsta" Putin
  • Oct 3, 756

    Webz first designed

    Webz first designed
    Great Ser Burns of Nixa discovered the HTML codez and the CSS conundrum. The Theory of Javascript was still being hypothesized.
  • Sep 22, 1432

    First Crab man

    Crabs have finally evolved, causing distress among the population
  • James the No Phone Guy, Got Roasted

    sizzle sizzle
  • James the No Phone Guy was missing

    most likely recovering from the burns
  • Harambe Shot & Killed

    Harambe from the Cincinnati Zoo was shot and killed.
  • Half Life Three Leaked Release Date

    "When Call of Duty gameplay changes" - Gabe Newell Most journalists are saying this confirms that Half Life Three will never come out